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Friday, 6 January 2012
12:32:41 AM (GMT)
1 ) Miles
2 ) Torre
3 ) Sara
4 ) Wyatt

What if?

Number 1 was really your mother?
- I'd fuck my mother.

Number 2 was who you were going to marry?
- LOLOLOLOLOL. Sara will enjoy this.

Number 3 got turned into a frog?
- Do I gotta kiss you now? (;

You and number 4 got drunk and made out?
- It wouldn't be the first.

You and number 1 woke up in the same bed and didn't remember how or why?
- Sounds like my kind of  party. LOLOL.

Number 2 moved to the other side of the world?
- What the fuck. I'm suppose to marry that bitch.

You found out that number 3 is a man?

You caught number 4 in a polka-dotted thong?
- I might like that a little to much.

Number 1 confessed their love for you?
- Already did.

Number 2 was pregnant?

Number 3 told you that they were never going to see you again?
- Douchebag. I would be sad.

You and number 4 went to the zoo?
- That could be interesting. (;

Number 1 lied to you?
- Douche. Douche douche douche.

You and number 2 were deserted on an island?
- I would be so fucking happy. As long as he was still pregnant.

What would you do if?

Number 2 woke you up in the middle of the night?
- He always kicks me in my sleep. Lol.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Number 4 announced (s)he's going to marry 1 tomorrow?

Number 1 cooked you dinner?
- Make me a sammich, bitch.

Number 2 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
- Sleeping would be the last thing he would do on the beach. (;

Number 3 got into the hospital somehow?

Number 4 made fun of your friends?
- He does that all the time. Look at all the fucks I give.

Number 1 ignored you all the time?
- That's the last thing he would do.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 2 do?
- Be a little pussy. Lol.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
- A sparkly dildo.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
- Runs in and try's to save me, but dies cause he's to retarded.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 1
- Do it with me.

You're about to marry number 2. What's 1's reaction:

You got dumped by someone. How will 3 cheer you up?
- She doesn't have to do anything but talk. (:

You compete in a tournament. How does 4 support you?
- He'd write on his chest.

You can't stop laughing. What will 1 do?
- Make me laugh more until I cry.

Number 2 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
- It's funny cause it's true.

What if 3 loves number 4? What are you thinking? 
- Eat that brown boy up!

You're dating 1 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
- My mom loves him already. 

Number 2 loves number 3 as well. What does that mean?
- Two loves three, or three loves two? I think three loves two. LOL

Number 4 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
- Been there, done that.

Number 1 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
- There are plenty fish in the sea, pick one.

You spot 4 kissing 2. How do you react?
- LLLLLOOOOOLLLLL!!!! Just let it happen. 

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours?
- There probably having hot sex. Be my guess.

Could 1 and 2 be soul mates?
- If they were, consequences would never be the same.

Would 3 trust 1?
- Depends on what it was, but probably.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 1. What happens after that?
- Poking with penises, yes.

Number 4 is too shy to face you and confesses his love by sending an email. Now
- I would break him like he broke me.

If 1 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
- Dick salad.

2 and 4 apply for a job. What job?
- They'd be my bitches. For life.

4 gives 1 a haircut. Is that okay?

2 and 3 are blushing while they're talking. What is their conversation?
- "Let's fuck." says 3.
- "K." says 2.

‹piccolo fiore› says:   6 January 2012   365559  
"sparkly dildo!"
lukefosure says:   6 January 2012   900429  
Or if number 2 got pregnant. LOL 
‹piccolo fiore› says:   6 January 2012   814187  
Yes! 8 babies right ~.~ 
lukefosure says :   7 January 2012   678187  
I don't care as long as he's pregnant. c: 

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