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Thursday, 27 October 2011
03:29:12 AM (GMT)
Despite Emma's apparent lack of phone answering ability, I will record our current
progress on our zombie survival plan here and update it when needed.  
 
ONCE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN, THE PLAN IS THEN ACTIVATED AND EVERYONE GETS
FUCKED OVER UNTIL WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY GATHERED ALL PEOPLE INVOLVED IN SAID PLAN,
UNLESS THEY HAVE BEEN ZOMBIFIED AND WHAT NOT. 

People involved:
Emma
Paige
Denise
Branden
Jake
Jon
Rainier?

Contrary to popular beleif, in "ZombieLand", Money still has value. not for buying
things, but it's required for machines to get gas, and other things of that
sort.

After everyone has been gathered at the gun shop near the round rock public library,
we enter, disarm the alarm system, (We'll know how to do that by then) and stuff our
bags with as many guns and such as possible. We will then get into the car,
strategically place our items, and stick to railroads.  
Our next stop is the auto parts store, to stock up on extra car batteries and what
not. (Emma knows about this. I'm just the zombie expert.) And, if possible, a
generator of some sort. 
From there...ask Emma.

RULES
1.Double Tap
2. Baseball bats are for baseball, not zombies.
3. DESTROY THE BRAIN.  If the brain is destroyed, the zombie is done for. If
not, it will probably come back to life and kill you.
4.  Never go anywhere unarmed. EVER.
5. When you can stop, do it. You'll never know when you're going to need extra
gas/food/other items.
6. Keep extra gasoline in the very back of the car, and the lighters in the glove
box/compartment
7. Gloves are important, and so is extra clothing. Open wounds can be dangerous, You
can still get infected without being bitten. Extra clothing is important because...if
you walk around in a tank top, you're basically asking to have your flesh ripped
off.
8. Take turns sleeping. There should be two people awake at all times. If you're
falling asleep, wake someone else up.
9.  Enjoy the little things.
10. Don't go to the bathroom alone. Don't do it. Don't.
11. Always check the backseat.
12. Don't make loud noises when zombies are near. It draws attention towards you.
13. If you're going to have sex, use a damn condom. You don't want to bring a baby
into a world full of zombies, and it's either that, or it's coat hanger time.
14. Pack light. You can always get whatever you need in other places. Money doesn't
really matter anymore.
15. Don't be a hero.

IF YOU BREAK THE RULES, YOU WILL GET ALL OF US KILLED.

Things to remember:
Bottled water for drinking, otherwise it needs to be boiled. The infection can travel
in water as well.
Burning zombies is fun, but keep them enclosed. You really DON'T want a flaming
zombie chasing you.

Comments 
SwingingInTheRain says:   27 October 2011   142563  
As I was reading this, I laughed my ass off. 
I love you so much.
 
‹EvilSpaceSpaghetti› says:   27 October 2011   316711  
@SwingingInTheRain 
haha, yeah, my favourite is rule 13.
I LOVE YOU MORE. 
 
‹Fairy.Wind.› says:   27 October 2011   348509  
Teehee
 
SwingingInTheRain says:   27 October 2011   702983  
@Sandwirbel 
Mine too. 
 
‹EvilSpaceSpaghetti› says:   27 October 2011   550033  
@trainer_may 
Delete? What? 
 
SwingingInTheRain says:   28 October 2011   878398  
WE FORGOT THE BABYPOWDER.
 
‹EvilSpaceSpaghetti› says :   28 October 2011   535671  
@SwingingInTheRain 
AHH SHIT. 
 
 
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