Saturday, 22 January 2011
07:12:15 PM (GMT)
Sometimes I just hate the lives humans deal with. It’s all so sad and dreary. It
really sucks booty. I would give anything to have a different life.
I would love to have the life of an emperor penguin. I’m ok with living in the cold
weather they live in. It’s a lot better than what I live in right now. It would be
so much fun, too. Swimming around in the water. I don’t care about the stupid seals
that could eat me. They can all go die.
An awesome thing about being an emperor penguin is that when you’re a baby,
you’re just the cutest thing in the world. Also, you don’t have to learn useless
things, unlike us. You don’t need to worry about money. You need. To worry about
Even though your mother leaves to find food before you’re born and you’re left
with your father for sometime, she’ll come back with a little gift (she might not
come back, but let’s just stick to the bright side.) Also, when a penguin finds
it’s mate, they together for the rest of their lives. So, you won’t have your
heart broken. As you can see, emperor penguins have an awesome life.