Friday, 10 December 2010
04:28:40 AM (GMT)
Katie; Hey..i'm sorry.
Emily; What for?
Katie; It's your ass. Your property.
Emily; What did you do?
Katie; No, No. I mean..I should be respectful.
Emily; CUNT. WHAT. DID. YOU. DO.
Katie; .........I broke your dirty asshole.
Emily; You broke my butt!!!?
Katie; ..it was an accident!! I was playing with it and then it just shattered!!!
Emily; How does a butt shatter!!?
Katie; I DONT KNOW. It's a magical butt, it's taught me things!!
Emily; My butt is not broken.
Katie; IT IS. I shoved a banana half way up there and it just completely shattered to
Emily; No, I don't think you understand. My butt is perfectly well. Im touching it
Katie; You're touching your own asshole?
Emily; No, that's not what I meant.
Katie; YOU'RE TOUCHING YOUR ASSHOLE!!?
Emily; You've got such a gross mind. :///
Katie; ...........i developed that from your dirty asshole.....)=
Katie; I mean, that's when it was............in full anus figure.
Emily; Look, we just..shouldnt be friends anymore.
Katie; Look, Ill buy you a new asshole.
Emily; I don't need a new asshole, Katie.
Katie; Then how are you gonna poop at night!!?
Katie; ....you're such an unlogical human being. I'm offering to buy you a new
asshole. And you're putting it off?
Emily; I'm just saying no thank you.
Katie; But we can get it all dirty and it can be a NEW dirty asshold!!
Katie; ......Intelligence Dx I learned it from the dirty asshole.
Emily; I gtg.
Katie; To play with your dirty asshole.
Katie; But you see, it's not there.
(two hours later.)
Katie; We've gotta replace it, or you might die!!!!!
Last edited: 10 December 2010