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LMFAO I'M DYING xD (Stole this from the smex, Na$hea)Category: Quiz crap~
Sunday, 23 May 2010
11:19:40 PM (GMT)
Dear Sebbi,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. 
I think I realized it when you smacked my elbow in your apartment and I saw you hit
on my illegitimate child in Ghana.
I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage
men.
I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. 
You should also know that I haven’t showered in a month and I will haunt you when
I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Go milk a cow,

Me!




Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and
I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning [8]
to
you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my elbow
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog bit my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- at your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8 )
 What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your criminal record
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your virginity
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonardo
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Last edited: 23 May 2010

Comments 
‹ғяєακazoid› says:   23 May 2010   819695  
I'm stealing borrowing this from you.
. u .
 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   23 May 2010   807141  
@FinsterSunde

*Le gasp* You thief  ;_;
Just kidding, just kidding~
Go ahead xD 
 
‹ғяєακazoid› says:   24 May 2010   969941  
@Sasuke_Uchihaha 
D:< I already have!
x3
It's funn~
I know I've already done it, but... It's still fun. <3 
 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   24 May 2010   104819  
@FinsterSunde

I know, right?  >w>
I kind of wanna do it again, too...
Ok wow, that just sounded really wrong -w-' 
 
‹ғяєακazoid› says:   24 May 2010   994274  
@Sasuke_Uchihaha 
>:D DO EET.
Only kinda really wrong, pfft. 
 
Tobi_chan says:   24 May 2010   811272  
Dear Zetsu;

Tobi doesn't know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. Tobi
thinks  Tobi realized it When Tobi threw out your sock drawer at the
mental hospital
and Tobi saw you Pull the pants off of your ‘My Little Pony’
collection. Tobi's sure you're Masochistic enough to understand that
Tobi gets turned on only by garbage men. Tobi's returning your Hannah
Montana underwear
to you, but Tobi'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that Tobi will try to forget that you broke
Tobi's heart
 and Tobi has a passionate interest for mice.


Please don’t hurt Tobi,
Tobi

:D
 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   24 May 2010   387617  
@FinsterSunde

I'll do it again tomorrow 8D
When I have on a different colored shirt...and socks...and underwear
>_>'
Kinda sorta somewhat extremely really wrong o_o 
 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   24 May 2010   129920  
@Tobi_chan 

Omg xDDD Niiiice.
You and Zetsu had a romance? >_>
Well good thing you ended it
Because he's mine! >=D *Surprise surprise, SasuZetsu!* 
 
Tobi_chan says:   24 May 2010   339024  
@Sasuke_Uchihaha 
Tobi did no such thing! Nooo! Zetsu-san! Don't go with Uke-chan! 
 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   24 May 2010   811572  
@Tobi_chan

*Clings on tight to Zetsu*
All Zetsu's babies are belong to Sasu >8D 
 
Tobi_chan says:   24 May 2010   940900  
@Sasuke_Uchihaha 
No! Tobi want's Zetsu's mutant babies! D:< 
 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   24 May 2010   925726  
@Tobi_chan

Well Tobi doesn't get them~ <3 
 
Tobi_chan says:   24 May 2010   365552  
@Sasuke_Uchihaha 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 
-emo corner- 
 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   24 May 2010   221125  
@Tobi_chan

D:< Hey! That's MY emo corner! *kicks you out of it*
I was just kidding T_T Go ahead and have Zetsu's damn babies, just
give me back my emo corner!
You should go on fleeting thoughts 8D 
 
Tobi_chan says:   24 May 2010   480474  
@Sasuke_Uchihaha 
*takes back corner*
It's Tobi's emo corner! Yay! Tobi's wins! 
 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   24 May 2010   519008  
@Tobi_chan

Now I've lost Zetsu's babies, AND my emo corner T_T
*Goes into a deep depression* 
 
Tobi_chan says:   24 May 2010   585548  
@Sasuke_Uchihaha 
Suck it up, meanie. >:D :D 
 
‹~Sebbi~DirectionallyChallenged<(@.@<)› says:   24 May 2010   221077  
THIS IS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!!! XDDDD I'm dying!! XDDDD
 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   24 May 2010   462202  
@Suigetsu_H20 

Ikr?? xD 
 
‹~Sebbi~DirectionallyChallenged<(@.@<)› says:   24 May 2010   466070  
@Sasuke_Uchihaha 
GAAAH! My hair is bugging me =_=

Ur story almost made me pee my pants xD 
 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   24 May 2010   805200  
@Suigetsu_H20 

My hair is the smex right now ;D
Correction: It almost made you JIZZ in your pants >=D 
 
‹??????› says:   24 May 2010   785002  

LOL.

Everyone's doing this now after I revived it. :B
It's just too funny to not try it. 'Can't take it just once. 
XD
 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   25 May 2010   247522  
@Yanely_a_la_mode

Then I must thank you, for reviving this piece of smex~  XD
It's pure genius 
 
‹??????› says:   26 May 2010   962185  
@Sasuke_Uchihaha 
Oh! You're welcome. xD
It is.~ 
 
‹SilentOrchestra› says:   26 May 2010   849550  
Dear Sway,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over
. I think I realized it When you smacked my elbow and At the mental
hospital I saw you Hit on My father. I'm sure  you're open enough to
understand That we’re related. I'm returning Your pet rock to
you, but I'll keep Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
 as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember the pep
talks and You should get that embarrassing rash checked out.
Go milk a cow,
Dulce

i cant wait to see her reaction
 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   27 May 2010   612889  
@Latina11 

Lmfao xD 
 
XxMissEmoAddictxX says :   28 May 2010   328467  
- lOl..
 
 
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