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Thursday, 1 April 2010
08:39:02 PM (GMT)
Pure brilliance.



Now I'm down in Manchester 
Next to Adam Sandler 
But I'll be woods forever 
I'm the new Salinger 
Cuz I could live anywhere 
But I choose to live here 
The middle of nowhere 
I used to shop in Salem 
Next to Rockingham Park 
Right there up on 28 
Youll find Canobie Lake Park 
Bring me up to Portsmouth 
the saloon at State Street 
Catch me up at Gilleys after closing for some late eats 
Its not the kangamangus
The Kancamagus 
Its a scenic byway
That I like to drive in August 
Now Im down at Bedford 
Home of Seth Meyers, yeah
Also Sarah Silverman 
were funny motherfuckas here
We like to say whatsup guy, its the way we say hi
In February it is good to know a plow guy 
It is shaped like a key, also where I like to ski 
Tell by my belt buckle that I most definitely from...




NEW HAMPSHIRE 
LAND WHERE THERES NO INCOME OR SALES TAX 
THERE S NOTHING MUCH TO DO 
HERE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE 
THESE TREES WHERE LEAF PEEPERS DRIVE TO 
MAPLE SYRUP IS PRO-DUCED 
THIS IS NEW HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE

Catch me up at Loudon, at the Speedway for the race yo 
I made the flannel shirt more famous than a scarecrow 
Dont drink and drive here, listen to what I say 
even though we put our liquor stores right on the highway 
You can drive Mount Washington 
hike up Mount Monadnock 
in 1787 we invented the alarm clock 
Concord Coach, Dartmouth Coach, DowneasterAmtrak
On Squam Lake, Henry Fonda taught yall how to act 
Derrys Alan Shepard, first guy in a spaceship 
Its a pity Christa McCaulliffe didnt make it 
Didja hear about the ice storm in December of 08 
I went without power for eleven straight days! 
You can buy a handgun 
You can buy some fireworks
Sandwich Fair, Rest in peace Daniel Webster
Americas Stonehenge, long live the dairy trade 
Long live the old man 
I'm from the Granite State thats 

NEW HAMPSHIRE 
PLACE WHERE STONYFIELD YOGURT IS MADE IN
AND COW TIPPINGS SO COOL
HERE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE 
DSL SERVICE IS BRAND NEW 
YOU MIGHT EVEN SEE A MOOSE 
HERE IN NE W HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE


Whose woods these are I think I know. 
His house is in the village though; 
He will not see me stopping here 
To watch his woods fill up with snow. 
My little horse must think it queer 
To stop without a farmhouse near 
Between the woods and frozen lake 
The darkest evening of the year. 
He gives his harness bells a shake 
To ask if there is some mistake. 
The only other sound's the sweep 
Of easy wind and downy flake. 
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. 
But I have promises to keep, 
And miles to go before I sleep, 
And miles to go before I sleep 

Thats some Robert Frost, hes our most famous poet 
It was actually written up in Vermont but its associated with 
The 603, where its a fact I 
Dont know any Hispanics and just one black guy 
You can go to Bike Week thats up in Laconia 
In the winter months hit the notch in Franconia, home of
B-O-D-E our Olympic Ski Champion 
He faced high pressure like my man Al Kaprielian 

NEW HAMPSHIRE 
IF YOU DONT WANT TO WEAR A HELMET
THERES NOTHIN THEY CAN DO 
HERE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
MARKEYS VERSE BROWNS ON THE SEAFOOD
TELL ME WHICH ONE WILL YOU CHOOSE
WHEN YOURE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE HAMPSHIRE HAMPSHIRE

NINTH STATE RATIFIED OUT OF ALL FIFTY 
IT CAN GET COLD 
BUT STILL THE AUTUMNS VERY PRETTY
WHEN THIS SONG MAKES ME RICH, 
I'M A MOVE TO RYE 
EVERYBODY PUMP YOUR FISTS AND YELL 
LIVE FREE OR DIE! LIVE FREE OR DIE!

IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
STATE WHERE TRIPLE H THE WRESTLER HAILS FROM
THAT GUY WOULD DESTROY YOU
IF YOU KNOCK NEW HAMPSHIRE
ITS JUST LIKE OLD HAMPSHIRE BUT NEW 
WERE OUT OF JOKES TO DO
ABOUT NEW HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE

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