Sunday, 3 May 2009
10:10:08 PM (GMT)
9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE.
1. People who point at their
wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where
the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet
2 People who are willing to get
off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because
they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just
want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake
if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always
the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep
looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are
they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching
a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema
and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you
a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7 . When something is 'new and
improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is
short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever
does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the
bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I
be standing here, dumbass?
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Last edited: 20 June 2009