Sunday, 19 April 2009
07:42:36 AM (GMT)
Characters are mine, really <3
Stephen and Kyle are LOVE, once you get to know them.
Once upon a time, there was a young lad named, Stephen. Stephen is twelve-year-old
mutant-sheep/ram-human-hybrid-with-only-the-horns-so-he-looks-like-a-demon person and
will kill you with Kyle. Kyle is the demonic creature from hell that looks like a
disfigured cat - only without the fur, and the ears, and the tail, has hooks as limbs
that could grow into demonic wings and has only one eye, so Kyle looks like a lump of
black blob of death. Kyle hangs around Stephen. Literally hangs around him, by
hanging on Stephen's back like a backpack - with razor sharp teeth and batshitcrazy
hooks that turn into wings. Sometimes, when Kyle is slightly more affectionate
than normal, he would cling around Stephen by the neck, while Stephen would be like;
M'kay and be all apathetic.
Aren't they cute?
So, one day, Stephen was outside in the glorious sunshine, making everything glum and
dark as he passes them because he's a grumpy grump and grumpy grumps do that.
They're magical <3
Anyways, Kyle was missing.
So, what did Stephen do? Well, Stephen's Stephen and no one knows!
"Uh, Kyle? Kyle, where are you?" Stephen said, after he looked all over a park.
Then, there he was! Kyle! Eating people!
Stephen calmly pried Kyle's hooks away from the bloodied carnage, gently wiping one
of the the black blob's hooks with the hem of his hoodie. Did I mention Kyle drinks
human blood? Yes, Kyle does and it's because human blood has sin, and Kyle loves
human blood with sin, doesn't everyone? But he can't drink Stephen's blood since he's
a mutant and Stephen doesn't sin - because Kyle does it for him, and because Stephen
doesn't do anything for most of the time. Kyle also hangs around Stephen because
Stephen is the only one he can't eat - since Stephen also has sheep/ram blood and is
pure. I think.
Now, after Stephen collected Kyle, Stephen looked at Kyle and said;
"When you went missing, I ate your cookie, it's your fault anyway, "
And then they went on their merry way, stepping on the still-alive humans, ("OW!",
"That was my hand!", "HOLYFCK!", "BTCHES!") and going to buy more cookies since
Stephen has a sweet tooth. :D
The story of Stephen and Kyle was supposed to be more morbid and angst but then it
turned to crack.
Don't ask why.
I'm venting, that's why.
Because my mom is gonna leave for some stupid teacher's seminar in Baguio.
And I'm going to be left with my dad and my brother.
Dude Day, anyone?
I mean, I could pass as a dude - if I could cut my hair :>
But Mommy won't approve >8(
Last edited: 19 April 2009