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Sunday, 29 March 2009
04:35:36 AM (GMT)
A FUCKING SCUBA DIVER!! :D

((that's awesome, i'm not gonna lie))

Pick the month (#) u were born on
1 (Jan) - I slapped
2 (Feb) - I cuddled with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I robbed
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug)- I raped
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct)- I kissed
11 (Nov) -I shot
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with


Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my ex
02 - a hobo
03 -a whore
04 - A rockstar
05 - a farmer
06 - a mop
07 - a glass of milk
08 - a sexy man
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - a tooth brush
13 - the trojan man
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a hottie
17 - my boyfriend
18 - the cookie monster
19 - a mexican
20 - my lover
21 - a kitty
22 - my boyfriend
23 - my lover
24 - the teletubby
25 - a condom
26 - my ex girlfriend
27 - a dog
28 - a bag of weed
29 - an Easter egg
30 - a lesbian
31 - this girl



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because a hoe stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other- because I smoke crack
Green -because i still love him/her
Orange - because Im retarted
Turquoise - because I have a noodl​e in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
none- because I have a killer six pack

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE
OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS AND THAT WOULDN'T MAKE LIFE VERY
FUN!
SO GO AHEAD AND MAKE SOME....

Comments 
swim_dory says:   29 March 2009   957284  
i raped the cookie monster b/c a hoe stole mah taco

DOOOD ur bdays on the 18th meee 2 *hi fives u*
 
‹BIPOLARxPOLARxBEAR› says:   29 March 2009   487111  
Hahaha! woooooot!!! *high fives back*
 
‹☆Starpurrfect;;Dreaming;of;a;Path☆› says:   29 March 2009   964198  
I ran shirtless with the teletubby because im the sexiest bitch
alive

   Yay I'm sexy 
 
Rachelmissesyou says:   29 March 2009   271981  
LOL this isn't true but
I cuddled with my boyfriend because I have amazing boobs LOL
 
‹BIPOLARxPOLARxBEAR› says:   29 March 2009   818732  
this is a great way to remember peoples birthdays. now i can stalk
you the day of your birthday and wish you happy birthday and you'll
forget why i know and you'll spazz out hahaha
 
Rachelmissesyou says:   29 March 2009   816788  
LOL
Good point LOL
 
‹kayla <3 ducks ^-^› says:   29 March 2009   593634  
I needed my boyfriend because a hoe stole my taco

uhm wtf?
 
AMYxNiCOLE says:   29 March 2009   254314  
I needed a dog because a hoe stole my taco.
 
‹Rawr ♥ its ♥ April› says :   29 March 2009   916842  
Mine is....

I killed my ex because im the sexiest b**** alive. 
O_O

XD Bahaha!
 
 
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