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Bean Bag TraumaCategory: Survival
Sunday, 16 November 2008
07:55:24 PM (GMT)
Once upon a time, in a kingdom called Garden Center, lived two jokers. 
One joker, wacky and crazy like no one's "bidness".
The other, full of ideas that always ended in trouble.

The two decided to play a game: to hide from her Majesty, the Queen.
They wanted to track behind her, hiding once she turned.
It was claimed as "Hide 'n' Peek".
Hiding behind plants and cabinets, the Queen never suspected a thing.

But their mischevious deeds must be punished.

As they neared one section, there was only on obvious place to hide:
The giant piles of Royal Bean Bags Chairs.
They dove in, hid just under the first layer, waiting for the Queen to make her
Of course, they weren't paying attention to the other side.

The giant of an executioner came waddling over, needing a rest from a "hard's day
He flopped right onto the wacky jester, squishing her ribs.
She tried to gasp for breath, but a rotten smell filled her nostrils.
She gagged, and the other joker stiffling a giggle, obviously about to rip her gizard
in two if she didn't get it out.

Finally, the executioner was called to a hanging.
The two jokers leaped out of the Bean Bag pile, breathing in as much air as
The smell had spread throughout the whole pile.
The fresh air was sweet, but it didn't help them escape two things.

One: They lost the Queen.

Two: They had a new Bean Bag-phobia

HARHAR. Laugh if you must, but it happened D:<
Now let me name the characters 8D:
Wacky Jester: ME. DUH.
Trouble Jester: Syd
Queen: Mother
Executioner: Some fat kid that farted on me D;
Last edited: 21 November 2008

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