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Warning lablesCategory: (general)
Thursday, 10 April 2008
03:33:27 PM (GMT)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened
to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you
are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retarded
baboon.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over
again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really
dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may ! make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu
powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see
something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on
the forehead.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH
you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space
continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy

Comments 
RAINBOWLOVER21 says:   10 April 2008   557488  
cool.................
‹EmoGothChickThatWillNeverChange› says:   10 April 2008   955359  
That explains my uncle the hole way.
‹Kiwily<3› says:   10 April 2008   455729  
I like the warning sign about how a gun wasn't a hair dryer or
something.

go find that for me. XD
 
CheerChick74123 says :   15 May 2008   691473  
omg lol 
 
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