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Tuesday, 11 December 2007
01:53:40 AM (GMT)
I found this on Quizilla, person username is SwimmerGurl343

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the
earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be
mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was
an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a
kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell
"chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
Can you cry underwater?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is
about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the
ground?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? (someone
told me they read in a book that she bathes in oil)
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause
Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about
what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent
to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they
be "degraded"?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always
white?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no
known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you
do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and
then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert
island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

Comments 
love_swimming_girl says:   11 December 2007   224284  
ahhhh too long but iknw a lot of these answers
Fireblast32 says:   14 December 2007   956627  
Aren't you just happy to see me posting? ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^

I bet u never knew i was this smart

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
+ a novel is a big book, and a book is just a book :p
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
+75
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
+no, duh!
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the
center of the
earth?
+ what the heck?!?!?!?! I would guess not 
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
+ no, cuz hot pocket...it would be a cold hot pocket
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
+cuz we really didn't envolve from apes
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
+cuz the inside is made of a special plastic
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they
wouldn't be
mysteries.
+cuz they we're unsolved when they got the case
Do penguins have knees?
+no
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming
on?
+because the electrical circut that let's the electricity go through
is "closed"
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit
when if there
was an emergency surely you would run through it?
+cuz it might be needed to get in as well (like an ambulance coming in
on a football game)
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick
them up anyway?
+because it never really happened and it's a tounge twister that some1
made up
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction
section?
+nonfiction (cuz it really happened, duh)
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is
square like a
kitchen sponge?
+cuz he carried a recessive gene and since he was the 1 of the 1/4 he
got the recessive gene as a domanit one
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
+ I would assume so
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
+ wtheck?! no!
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if
they yell
"chicken" they are insulting you?
+cuz they both mean to different things
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
+not if they had an offical search warrant, otherwise yes, plus you
could sue them for alot
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake
in heaven?
+what kinda questions are these?!?!? and it's really impossilbe to
tell due to the fact that u can't go t
thunda35757 says:   18 December 2007   182314  
what the heck brian didn't have to answer them all
thunda35757 says:   18 December 2007   551735  
plus i thought they were funny mr have to have a cool reputation(sp?)
thunda35757 says:   18 December 2007   662222  
your just stupid and don't have any fun in life
Fireblast32 says:   20 December 2007   517664  
god brittany, get a grip! I was just answering them...and where the
heck do u get the have to keep a reputation crap?!?!?!?!!?

god if this is alexia telling you to write this stuff, or she's the
reason u shouted at me, im gonna be so pissed off!
Fireblast32 says:   20 December 2007   392727  
that "your just stupid and you don't have any fun in life" does not
sound like you but something that snob would say...

and she needs to get a grip too, i've stopped being ur enemy if u
haven't noticed?!?!?!? so u guys can stop hateing me

for goodness sake!! im ur brother! ur supposed to love me

wwjd, right?? (real smooth)
thunda35757 says:   21 December 2007   224418  
i was being sarcastic.......
Fireblast32 says:   22 December 2007   558517  
ya, but that's not something you would say.... and besides i never
ever see u on kupika when ur at our house (it's usually gaia) so im
getting suspicous
Fireblast32 says:   22 December 2007   419588  
suspcious that your not brittany, getting all up on my case
thunda35757 says :   29 December 2007   559424  
............. brian right now your not home and i just finish eating
dinner

 
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