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|<b>Witnessing the miracle</b>||Category: Jokes|
Thursday, 28 June 2007
08:45:14 PM (GMT)
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs.
Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps
getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I
don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would
be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been
left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"
Darla says, "No mother! I've never even
kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time
anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over
the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!"
Last edited: 28 June 2007
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