Saturday, 30 August 2014
02:18:55 PM (GMT)
Okay can we just take a moment to think about how attractive people were way back
when in the old days? Don't get me wrong, today's people are good looking too, but
not everyone. I mean look at some old photos, EVERYONE was attractive
back then! There's just something about the people back then that you see in photos
and videos, they're all just so good looking. Boys, girls, young, old, they all got
the shizzle on their fosnizzle... dizzle...... sorry ._. you get the point.
But like what was it back then? What they ate? The atmosphere? General morale?
Genes? WERE THEY ALL HOT ALIENS??!!! It frustrates me so much like, how could people
have gone from being so attractive in every person to only some people?!!! Is that
like a recessive gene or something???? Is it just the black and white that makes it
look like that? The type of camera? WHY?! WHY WERE OLD AND NOW POSSIBLY DEAD PEOPLE
SO HOT IN THEIR GLORY DAYS?!!
Look at these hot shots from Kentucky. I don't even know who they are, how old they
were in that photo, or when that photo was taken. All I know is that it's an old
photo of some sizzlin' young men.
And these guys, some soccer (or "football" for everyone else) players from somewhere
in the UK, no identification on the photo except their BEAUTIFUL FACES.
And this dude! He's probably old enough
to be my father in that photo, but look at that class! He probably had himself a
dandy young wife.
And it's not just Americans and Brits, no, it's everybody. This young
This group of good looking young men?
THIS LARGE CROWD OF YOUNG BOYS, ALL WITH
HANDSOME FACES I WANT TO KISS. ALL HITLER'S YOUTH.
I know what you're thinking: "whoa whoa there you've got quite the nazi fetish" BUT
NO IT'S NOT JUST NAZIS
look at these attractive russian men being so kind and loving to a lost kitty cat
they found on the front lines. so presh.
And it's not just men, women back then had pizazz that we may never get back.
WHERE DID IT ALL GO?!
This guy? Hot stuff, right? thaT'S FUCKING JOSEPH STALIN
FUCKING STALIN WAS HOT
Just look at these blokes. Lucky gal she is.
I don't even know where this guy is from
but he's a cutie.
This attractive then-high-schooler is Billy Rose, you might recognize him as one of
the West Virgina Rocket Boys.
More Rocket Boys, hard to see their faces but they're in good shape ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
and the one on the ground is acting cute c:
Rocket Boys growin up, and doin a fine job at that
OH MY GOD A PUPPY
Ahem. Sorry, was getting a bit off track. But do you see my point? Do you see the
attractiveness radiating off the people of our history? DO YOU SEE HOW MUCH I ENVY MY
i'm so jealous.
somebody go back in time and bring these boys to the future. get the genes flowin
WHERE'S MY TARDIS.