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Monday, 30 July 2012
03:48:37 PM (GMT)
Twilight, by Dr. Seuss
Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella. Bella likes a different fella.
See this vamp? This is Ed. 
Ed is pale... Ed is dead.
Ed saved Bella from a van. Ed must be a special man.
Ed won't kill boys. He won't kill girls. 
Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.
This is James. He's a tracker. 
He's a sort of vamp attacker.
James hunts Bella for a thrill. Will Ed kill him? 
Yes, he will.
But James gave her a little bite. Will she be a vamp? She might!
Edward fixes Bella's cut. But...
 Read some more. She's a vampire in book 4.

‹DoNotClickOnThisName› says :   30 July 2012   269313  
that is funny and is so true.


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