Monday, 21 February 2011
01:45:31 PM (GMT)
No offense intended to anyone.
Okay first- Mexican Jokes
Noah from the Bible, yeah, hes a Mexican. I mean what other mo-fo can build a big
azz boat in ONE day thats fifty someodd feet long and junk? Unless! He's a
And Mexicans aren't bad man! I mean all these people up in America biznitchin' about
how illegal immagration and stuff. I actually like'em, I mean, when it came time for
me to move, my family bailed on me. But I went down to Home Depo and got a Meguel
and a Philleppe, moved all my crap in one day for twenty dollars!
What do a fat chick and a brick have in common? Both'll get laid by a Mexican sooner
The blacks made a movie called "White Man Can't Jump" and expect us to sit back and
deal, makes me wanna make a movie call "Black Man Can't Swim"!
What's the most confusing holiday for a black person? Father's Day!
How do you kill a black man? Hide his welfare checks and food stamps in his WORK
Somewhat an Native Joke-
A man got captured by Indians, he whispered something in his horse's ear, horse
started running. The horse came back with a beautiful blonde, Indians looked
surprised. The next day he does the same thing, but this time the horse comes back
with a pretty red-head. Man looks a little mad, Indians look happy. The next day,
the man whispers in the horse's ear, horse takes off running, then comes back with a
gorgous brunnette, man looks steaming angry, and shouts, "YOU DUMB HORSE! I SAID
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