Saturday, 1 January 2011
09:02:40 AM (GMT)
The Narrative OC MEME
I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark
in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a
character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:
1. Derrick Fraser ; Thirteen year old gender bender of myself. About 5’2”, has
black hair and rainbow bangs, pale, freckles, mint green eyes, and cross-dresses
daily. Has a big crush on Jake. A masochist, loves strawberries, loves being
dominated. Rather clingy and loves to cuddle and such. Fancies bazookas.
2. MuRung Lien-hua ; Fifteen years, the twin brother of Song, however they change
places often. Short and feminine, is a red panda. Has dark red hair that flares out,
scarlet eyes, red panda ears and tail. Often called “Squishy-boned” by the
panther he’s fallen for, Reese. Benevolent but can secretly break your jaw. Great
and being a housewife. Typically will wear hanfu-styled dresses
and likes hiding his face with a kitsune mask.
3. Chanthou Rosseau ; Seventeen years, a ginger – orange hair, green eyes,
freckles. Is a pretty newbie vampire – given a ‘curse’ that whenever he lets
out carbon-dioxide [exhales], particles will release into the air in which his body
has created. Breathing these in before they dissipate leads to the person getting a
random disease, but works much faster at killing. Wears half a gas-mask [covering the
lower part of his façade] unless completely around vampires. Is currently trying to
learn how to jump from a vampire named ‘Valentine’, to which is ‘apparently’
tied by ‘fate’ with him. This boy is close to never at all eating.
4. Xilatz ; Thirteen years, the Nobody of Alitz. Is a young Romanian child with snake
bite piercings, putting spite on how he died. Short brunette hair, back in which
flips out, and bright green eyes. From Organization 13[+]. Short, vain, and acts like
he’s so high-and-mighty. Despises everyone and everyone does back – contains a
brotherly/sisterly relation with Xaveria, and what he believes to be a friendly
relation with the faggots, Dexion and Frixie. Acts strange when ill or otherwise
weak. Weapon is a crescent haruken in which can turn into all sorts of minerals and
5. Akkituyok Peratrovich ; Eighteen years, the personification of Alaska, a girl.
Very Asian-like, long black hair and part of his side bangs at a braid in which goes
over her shoulder. Has dark brown eyes and always dressed warmly. Very calm and
elusive, often lonely and misses her father, Russia, but enjoys time with America
even though she doesn’t get to do this much. Of average height and weight; loves
arctic animals. ~
II. One of your characters decides to make a grand entrance into a random tavern. How
does that go? Pick either Character One or Character Four :
From the door beyond the night lit streets came such a bright and vivid colour. The
knob was fumbled and soon released from its strictures, being opened by small naked
angel babies. Rainbows start pouring in and blinding everyone with their epic
gayness. Derrick reveals himself from the seven colours and waltzes easily over to
the bartender and sits down, touching down his pink skirt. “Hit me with the good
stuff, Rob,” chimes the boy before he is given his strawberry wine by this
That’s not a grand entrance, that’s an EPIC, entrance.
III. Jealous, Character Three tries to make a grand entrance as well but somehow
fails… why is that?
Chanthou hummed exasperatedly from underneath his mask. How was it that the
questionably female was so popular amongst all and had rainbows and yet he
didn’t? Upset, the ginger came in after and into the tavern, everyone
suffering blindness from the fag before. But unable to drink a drink as cooly as the
other because of his mask, he took it off. Five minutes later, everyone dies.
They were blind anyways, so you weren’t exactly all that cool-looking to begin
You might’ve thought so, but the cops are gonna’ think otherwise.
why are you jealous of Derrick?! ARE YOU GAY?!
IV. A character is surrounded by many enemies and decides that the only thing they
can do is fight! How does that go? Pick either Character Two or Character Five
“C’mon little girl, just hand that on over,” cooed forth one of the men who,
not ashamedly, had mistaken the other for a girl, his wolf tail smacking behind him
and all the others of his pack too. The red panda stood firmly before them but with a
light tremble as he held a box close. Reese won’t be here this time, that’s
fine though, he assured himself. A shake of the head was made. The leader growled
and snarled, and before you could blink, he pounced forward, bearing teeth and claws
alike. There was a horrible yell of pain.
But the pack gasped. Lien-hua’s heel met squarely with the wolf’s jaw line, and
as the other hit the ground it was clear that the jaw had been broken and blood
seeped out. Lien just stood there once more, blinking and looking down, confused. But
a sweet smile came to façade as he gave a glance around, “Who’s next?~”
One wolf grabbed the leader and they all ran away, tails between their legs. The
small red panda merely giggled, “That’s new.~”
LIEN. YOU CRAZY BASTARD, YOU.
V. Character Three is depressed and decides to get drunk
Sounds like something he’d do
Sitting down on the bed in which had been given to him for the time being, Chanthou
took heavy drinks out of his large bottle of doppelbock, though each time he’d pull
back, gag and wipe his mouth. He wasn’t even half-way done, vaguely a quarter even,
until slurring had begun. “New student he ha-…hic… has, huh?” He asked
strangely to the knife next to him, Annie. There was a pause, his mouth slightly open
and his head nodding a bit but then he decided not, “No! I thi-… hiccup! …
Pardon me, lady… I think not! I, as a stewwwwwwwdddeeent, deserv-ides… to know
about… THIS.” Chanthou pointed to himself then turned away smiling like a moron
as a laugh escaped from him, “Ehehehehehehehehehe…. Cliff-hangaaahh!” Then,
without even a warning, he jolts back and falls off the bed, the most of his
doppelbock spilling everywhere.
“…Ffft! Theyyyyy saiiidd sunny with noooooo raaaaaiiinn! Liarrrrrrrr---zzzzz….
VI. An event like no other takes place and Character One and Character Two get into a
battle to the death. Who wins?
Those two are pretty benevolent! Suppose there’s a chance of that –
You got Derrick with a bazooka and Lien-hua with mad ninja skills and whatnot.
I’m sure the bazooka would win though! I’m sorry, Lien, I still love you!
VII. Character Four or Character Five accidentally drink a love potion. Who do they
fall in love with first? Character Two or Character Three?
Oh dear Dumnezeu. Upon this reaction of some strange love potion, the advancement
upon Lien-hua was rather quick. However, Lien is very loyal. So, Xilatz, try all you
want... pathetic son of a bitch. >:L
VIII. Since Character Four or Character Five are under a love spell, how do they try
to spoil their partner?
There’s many ways to spoil such a darlinggg~ All you need is the right tone, the
right movements, and you already have the boy’s face coated with a red shade.
Advance a bit more an-------
… Yeah, not a good idea to mess with Lien seeing as his ‘partner’ happens to be
Nice try, though, Xilatz. Nice try… You just can’t get away with that!
IX. Character Two tries to steal from either Character One or Character Five. Do they
LIEN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Coming up from behind Akkituyok, Lien outreached to steal the feather that was in
her braid. What happened was utter failurez – Lien-hua was quickly slammed into the
ground by the Alaskan, who glared forth. ”Mah daddy taught me’ good”
X. Character Three throws a slumber party but only invites one person. Which
character did they invite?
Chanthou doesn’t know any of them. He probably wouldn’t like ‘em either. All
he needs is his teacher, Valentine, that way he can annoy him too!~ Then again, they
always seem to be near each other anyways…
XI. All of the Characters get together for a 'wholesome' dinner… does it go well?
Lien-hua is an amazing cook because of his motherly instincts and his switcher-roo
with his sister often in the past, allowing him to learn. By food wise, everything
goes good thanks to him! They’re all treated to some delicious Chinese food!~
However, Chanthou’s habit of not eating struck back as insults from Derrick. This
causes up a scene. Xilatz, who was pretty much busy chowing down on some Singapore
noodles, watched from below in intent as the vampire and fag start quarrelling.
Akkituyok, only wishing to eat peacefully, tried to stop the fight.
Things don’t go too well at all… Until Derrick brought Valentine in who just
stood there, quietly. Chanthou began to fidget a bit then came to his conclusion,
“Alright! Fine! I’ll eat!”
Then Valentine is now useless and is thrown out the window.
The end. C:
XII. Mysteriously, Character One dies. Character Three and Character Five are the
only ones around. How do they react?
Chanthou kneels down and starts prodding the body with a random stick. Akkituyok
joins in but kicks it, wondering if they’re just frozen or something. Eventually,
they’ll pause and look to each other, thinking the same thing.
XIII. Character Three gets into an accident. What were they riding? How did it
More in-likely it was an accident induced by Valentine and his inability to jump
CORRECTLY sometimes. If anything, it’d be in Valentine’s truck, and caused by
jumping to a place that so happens TO HAVE A CLIFF. Smooth, just smooth.
XIV. Character Two tries to get a job with the help of Character Three and Character
Four. How did that go?
Knowing Xilatz, he probably wouldn’t be one to really help. But Lien-hua is so
pathetic and cute, how can you say no? So with that, him and the disease-bringing
vampire try and help Lien as much as they could. They tried to send in a resume but
as soon as Lien attempted it the the mailbox, he was caught by Reese.
Being a house wife appears to be a full time job.
Lien’s alright with that – so long as nights become feisty at least.
Yes, Chanthou and Xilatz, you had to hear that. I’m sorry, Chanthy, m’bby.
XILATZ. JUST GO AWAY. >:L
XV. Character Three or Character Four decide to leave a tavern. How does that go? Why
did they leave?
Xilatz is drunk off his ass but still carrying the small bowl of chips in which
he’d stolen out. He was skipping about on his way, cheeks pink and humming a tune
that didn’t really seem to… be all much of a tune. Every person he passed in
which he thought was ‘sexy’, he’d run over, squealing, hug them; give them a
chip, giggle, then skip away off once more.
For those back at the castle, this was probably going to be a long night…
XVI. Character One wakes up in the bed with a random character of your choice!
Let’s talk about some hard-core truth here, yo.
That morning, Derrick awoke and sat up, feeling like he could be ready for the day,
but was startled to feel something unpleasant – a sharp pain at his behind.
Thinking to have slept wrong or something, he took notice to his dreadful headache
that pounded against. Oohhh, what happened last night…?
A second breath was now being heard, outstretching forth a rather obnoxious snore.
His green eyes came over then abruptly widened, pulling the sheets of his bed close
to his bare body. “Wally?!”
Groggily, the other soul awoken to his name, moving up a bit to give a tired look to
him, “Ah,” he yawned, “Mornin’ Derri.”
“Morning my ass!”
“Already again? Hm, someone’s got a lot of energy.~”
“GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU PERVERT.”
And then later, Wally will get beaten up by the jealous Jake once Derrick tells him
what happened – how it was just supposed to be ‘hanging out’ and getting drunk,
and that he didn’t do anything or want anything like that…
Good Jake. <3
XVII. A character of your choice becomes a supreme being and creates the world in
The most prince-like of them all – XILATZ
Under the command of Supreme, or as he’d like to say, ‘Prince’ Xilatz, there
will no longer be any more gooey-icky love nonsense found out and about. All Russians
will be eliminated, so long as they continue calling his home country that of a
‘gypsies’. Same with anyone else who agrees. Everyone shall become his servants
no matter what, and who else dissents this shall get beaten with malachite,
afghanite, or diamond. And everyone is to be sexy at all times. lD Sexy servants.
The ladies are a different story though.
XAVERIA IS ALSO CLEARED FROM THESE.
Sora sora sora~ x]
XVIII. Before we go, all of your characters want to take a moment to ask you (their
creator) for something that they have always wanted.
*1. ERIKA. JUST GTFO. I DON’T NEED YOU UNDER THE BED WHILE ME AND JAKE ARE TRYING
TO MAKE BBYZ. SO PLZ LEAVE. [ >:L NO.]
*2. Even if I’m a boy, may Reese and I still have children? […THIS ISN’T
*3. Can I… please not have the disease thingie anymore? ; o ; [YOU CAN TEMPORALILY
LOSE IT IF YOU MAKE OUT WITH VALENTINE. JEEZ.]
*4. Could you stop everyone from being so fa- [Okay, Xilatz, before you continue
on… ask yourself… IS IT WORTH GETTING PUNCHED FOR? YEAH. I DIDN’T THINK SO.]
*5. Can you ask father Russia if he would visit me more often? I miss him… [… ;
m ; BUT OF COURSE.]
Last edited: 1 January 2011