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Monday, 28 June 2010
03:50:04 AM (GMT)
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. Not reposting this because it is a chain lette. Im reposting this because it is effin hilarious. :D

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‹♥,xo The thought of you makes me smile ox, ♥› says:   28 June 2010   598269  
ha i think its funnay!
 
‹TonTon› says:   28 June 2010   473650  
heheheh, some of these would be so funny if the guy was an idiot and
didn't get it.
 
‹+ThErapY-haZArarD+› says:   28 June 2010   399377  
I find this very funny, i would say many of these 
 
‹Katie Michelle(: <3› says:   28 June 2010   689932  
lol some of these are so funny my favorite is
"Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd
put f and u together"
or
"Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you
naked, I'd
probably die laughing."
 
kokoro_mimusu says:   28 June 2010   404624  
wow i like died laughin at the ast one
 
kokoro_mimusu says:   28 June 2010   826047  
my bad LAST one hahaha
 
‹TonTon› says:   28 June 2010   880633  
"Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female
impersonator. "

my favorite :3
 
‹TrulYandForeveR<3› says:   28 June 2010   842691  
I'm reposting cuz i'm a little superstious with this stuff and i like
my love life with my sweeite pie ;D
 
‹RoarItsAlly› says:   28 June 2010   932447  
man if you are ever on those online chat sites like chatroulete or
omegle and they ask if you ar horny i like to respond with "no but i
can pretend " never have to worry about them again XP
 
SahBear456 says :   29 June 2010   893386  
Okay... must remember some of them. haha. They are hilarious..
 
 
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