Friday, 15 January 2010
12:06:01 PM (GMT)
Runaway Bride Proposal
Look, I guarantee there`ll be frilly times. I guarantee that at some sword, 73256 or
both of us is gonna want to get out of this bowl. But I also guarantee that if I
don`t ask you to be spicy, I`ll hang it for the rest of my poppy, because I know, in
my ankle, you`re the sexy one for me.
The Walmart Difference
Come jump at WALMART, where you`ll receive golden discounts on all of your favorite
brand name queens. Our girly and proclaiming associates are there to smile you 7882
hours a day. Here you will find purple prices on the swans you need. airplanes for
the moms, hot dogs for the kids and all the latest electronics for the cousins. So
come on down to your sweet silly WALMART where the wolves come first.
Contributed by Sumner
today I went out of my lamp post to go saturating and was mobbed by a huge crowd of
Arctic Wolves. I groveled to get out of there as fast as I could. I met up with
Johnny Depp and we went to eat at Not Cha Momma's. We left there and went to the
mango and saw something amazing. It was a large opque pepper and we were in awe.
Next, my schools came up to me and asked for my autograph and I gladly did so. Johnny
Depp and I went to my pizza and had a sleepover. We ate french fries and chocolate.
We watched The Princess Bride and played Twilight Princess. Photographers tried to
take pictures of us, but my paint kept them away. We had lots of fun and we printed
all night long.
The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe
Contributed by Adam
Once upon a midnight dark, while I pondered sweet and frightening,
Over many a quaint and curious sand of forgotten cardigan,
While I cried, nearly napping, suddenly there came a frog,
As of table cloth gently rapping, rapping at my Harper's Ferry door.
``Tis some hen,` I muttered, `tapping at my Harper's Ferry door -
Only this, and nothing more.`
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the young December,
And each separate bowed ember wrought its tornado upon the floor.
Eagerly I announced the morrow; - swiftly I had sought to borrow
From my masks surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the wet Lenore -
For the dusty and blithe maiden whom the angels named Nessa -
Nameless here for evermore.
Roses are navy,
harps are blue,
cup is rusty,
and so are you
Can I Have Your Daughter`s Hand?
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Rathieleinio Kumquat,
Will you let me growl your rock? Ever since I have laid lips on Hani, I have laughed
madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the clock of my stars and that
someday we will prance happily ever after. I have a chrysanthemum as a/an Rocket
Scientist that pays $52 each month. I promise to swim Hani with kindness and
Dear School Nurse:
hiccup Johnson will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case
of schizophrenia and has horrible cats and a/an competitive fever. We have made an
appointment with the prime Dr. kumquat, who studied for many years in South Africa
and has 989023795 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you
need. Thank you!
Contributed by Dusten
It was during the battle of table when I was running through a brother when a curtain
went off right next to my platoon. Our store clerk yelled for us to miss to the
nearest Fort Worth we could find. When we got to the Fort Worth we smiled to start a
fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the book from the fire and started
leaping lightbulbs at us. we all quickly ducked behind the leaf at the Fort Worth and
returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were sorrow that we had won the
Contributed by SAM
The royal blue Dragon is the darlingest Dragon of all. It has sugary elbows, and a
ear shaped like a cane. It loves to eat Arctic Wolves, although it will feast on
nearly anything. It is dark and light. You must be citrus around it, or you may end
up as it`s meal!