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“I’ve Had 33 Blonde Moments" LMFAOCategory: (general)
Tuesday, 8 December 2009
12:58:30 AM (GMT)
18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird
looks.
total= 4

[X] You have run into a tree.
[X] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the
same
rhythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them.
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[X] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[X] You just looked at it.
[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X]People have called you slow.
total so far= 14

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[X You have caught yourself drooling.
[X You’ve fallen asleep in class
[ X If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[X You just laughed.
total so far= 20

[X Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[X People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[X You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[XYou use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 25

[]You have eaten a bug.
[XYou are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize
it
[X You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or
pocket
total so far= 27

[X You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will
happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[X You break a lot of things.
[X Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[X You have fallen out of your chair before
[X When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
ceiling

total so far= 33

Repost as “I’ve Had 33 of 39 Blonde Moments


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