Wednesday, 23 September 2009
01:01:31 AM (GMT)
(Stole from Jasper)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and
horny and is very of it.
2.) Your age?
A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally
it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as
unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.
3.) One of your friends?
a girl; very bi polar. a great friend. quite sometimes. very loud with her friends.
exbaressed easily by her friends. amazing singer. very emotional. often called
stupid. loved very much by her bestfriend.
4.) What should you be doing?
1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption
2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on
3. Informal. To bother or annoy
4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting
5.) Favorite color?
The color of the crimson blood when someone bleeds, or you yourself bleeds, or just
plain out any type of red blood. By far the best color ever.
A place to live, usually with corrupt mayors and lots of pollution. The real world is
only in the city, not on Ole McD's Farm.
7.) Month of your birth?
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born
8.) Last person you talked to?
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead
and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us,
and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to
one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
9.) One of your nicknames?
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that
holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for
long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.