Tuesday, 8 September 2009
11:31:25 PM (GMT)
I had a dream that was really epic, but then I woke up when it started to get as
epically epic as it could get. lolwut.
Comments are at the bottom, marked by *'s. I don't want to ruin the story.
I was walking the dog around the town lake, like I usually do on a nice 'n sunny day.
So as I was turning around about to go home, I see... John Lennon on a plaid hat,
riding down the street?* He was heading in the direction of my great aunt's cattle
farm, so I took the dog back home and set off walking down the street. I walked past
her house and then her son's house, who lives right next to her, and came to this
empty wheat field with a lone oak tree in the middle of it. ** So I pushed my way
through the stalks and got to the tree, where I found John. He had a plain black cap
on, but the plaid one - along with at least twenty other black caps - were stacked in
the crooks of branches. He noticed me first, so I introduced myself and he said
"Guess you don't need 't know my name, do 'ya?" I shook my head and asked if I could
have the plaid hat. He said sure, and I got it signed. ***
Then I asked what he had all those hats for. He shrugged and said he didn't know, so
I suggested he autograph them and throw them into the wind to make people really
happy or rich bitches. **** Not long after we finished tossing them into the wind,
Paul came up from the opposite direction and had an armload of hats. ***** So John
introduced me and we ganged up on him and made him sign the hats and throw them away
like we did. Then we spent the rest of the day sitting in the shade and chatting
idly. When it started to get dark, I asked how they were getting home and they looked
at each other. They didn't have a ride back home. So I offered them to come back to
my house ,and they acepted.
Then just as we started to walk home, I woke up.
I swear, if I had slept longer, my house would've been turned into something like
that scene in the train in AHDN where they sing "I Should've Known Better." But no.
My subconscious decided to hate me. ;-;
* To be frank, if it were in real life, I would've lmao'd on the spot. But I guess in
my dreams, randomosity is tolerable.
** I don't even think that this field exists in my county. But oh well.
*** What would you do if you had a Beatle alone? Besides bribe him for sex.
**** My brain couldn't come up with an elaborate explanation.
***** I have no ideas where these hats come from.