Sunday, 5 July 2009
11:02:48 PM (GMT)
So Russell is my ex-boyfriend.
And he sucks and we won't go into it.
And Alex is my BEST guy friend.
And he's amazing, ask me about it, I'll go into it ;D
(TinyDancer<3 is ME but Alex was using it.)
(10:49:14 PM) russellmunsterr: Hi
(10:49:39 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YO UARE?
(10:51:03 PM) russellmunsterr: ...Russell?
(10:51:10 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: IKNOWWHOYOUAREIDIOT.
(10:51:55 PM) russellmunsterr: ...What's WRONG with you Andrea?
(10:52:51 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: NEVER SAID IT WAS ANDREA. FUCKER. AND WHAT ARE YOU?
SOME SICK PEDOPHILE? Oooh I'm Russell. I fucked a fourteen year old. Haha yuh. I'm
sooo fucking cool. She gave me a blowjob. SERIOUSLY. WHOTHEFUCK BELIEVED YOU?
(10:53:35 PM) russellmunsterr: Uhm. What?
(10:53:45 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: ASS. YOU KNOW WHAT.
(10:54:04 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: You just wanted in her pants. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. I PUT
A LOCK ON THOSE. NOBODY'S GETTING IN. KAYTHNKS.
(10:54:14 PM) russellmunsterr: WTF? Who ARE you?
(10:55:05 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: I am the writings on the wall. The stories whispered in
the classrooms. I shed innocent blood. But what's blood if not for shedding? SAY
CANDYMAN FIVE TIMES INTHE FUCKING MIRROR AND I'M THE ONE WHO SHOWS UP.
(10:56:52 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: You know when you're looking in the mirror, and in the
corner you see something move? Or when you're home alone, and you hear something
(10:57:16 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: But when you look, nothing is there?
(10:57:20 PM) russellmunsterr: ...Yes?
(10:57:23 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: That's me.
(10:57:34 PM) russellmunsterr: DUDE WTF? Andrea? Are you just messing with me?
(10:58:06 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: NO FUCKER. ANDREA'S TOO AWESOME TO TALK TO ASS HOLES
(10:58:41 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: SHE'S TOO PRETTy.
(10:58:43 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: TOO AMAZING.
(10:58:46 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: AND TOO LEEEETLE.
(10:58:52 PM) russellmunsterr: WHAT THE HELL? WHO ARE YOU?
(10:58:55 PM) russellmunsterr: BACK OFF ME MAN.
(11:00:02 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: You are merely a pawn in my plan. You shall be
slaughtered soon. MWHAHAHA.
(11:00:49 PM) russellmunsterr: You're insane.
(11:00:58 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: Perhaps.
(11:01:05 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: But wouldn't you like it that way?
(11:02:12 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: You want to touch me. You're a faggot. That's why you
lie about fucking Andrea. Cause you can't get it from girls anyway. You think about
molesting your own sister. Because your sick like that. So get your seventeen year
old ASS out of MY FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I'll get my friends to
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. And you're fucking little shitty truck. Kthnks.
(11:05:28 PM) Tiny Dancer<3: (11:04:00 PM) russellmunsterr: Who the hell. Are. You?
(11:05:07 PM) Tiny Dancer <3: I'm Alex. I'm the hero. I'm ten times cooler than you
and if I wanted to I could have more girls than you in a snap. But I'm not much for
girls. I'm the one you WISH you could be. And I'm the one who has friends who can
kill you. Good enough?
Then he logged off.
IT WAS AMAZING.
Last edited: 5 July 2009