Sunday, 7 June 2009
06:05:54 PM (GMT)
ok wel first to the ppl that might think that some jokes r meen then im sorry some
jokes r wat ppl hav told me ok lol
1) Q) what did jade goody look like in her wedding dress
A) a shuttle cock ( i think this joke is funny)
2) A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half
of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from
the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver
says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't
stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go
late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my
car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab
to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards
there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave
home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my
life, you show up and drink my poison."
3) Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb
and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal.
You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was
ok wel thats all i can think of