Saturday, 25 April 2009
11:38:43 PM (GMT)
First of all,I have to get this HALARIOUSNESS off my chest,before I tell you about
the scary thing.
This morning,my brother was in the bathroom and there was a dead bug on the floor and
he was like "C'MERE YOU DIRTY SLUT!"
LMFAOOOO.Thing is,my brother is 5.
And then we were in the truck and he tells my mom that when he gets a girlfriend he's
going to hump her. O___O;
On to the most disgusting thing ever.
So,every town has a town druggie,right?
Some old guy that everyone knows and makes fun of all of the time.
Well,not every town.But a lot do.
Anyway,our town druggie in Johnny.He's in his 40's,and my mom knows him really well
(They aren't friends,she just knows him,'cause he always bugs her for cigarettes).
So we were down by the gas station,and I was sitting in the car.My mom was just after
getting inside and we were almost ready to leave,when Johnny comes up to the truck
and bangs on it really hard.I jumped.Mom looks over,and he's like "Gimme one." (A
So,mom gives him one and HE GIVES ME THIS CREEPY ASS LOOK."That your daughter?"
"I see." -looks me up and down- "How old?"
Mom started explaining my step-sister who was in the backseat,but he kept looking at
I was so fucking disturbed.
Seriously,I feel so dirty. D: