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Friendly WarningsCategory: Friends
Saturday, 28 March 2009
08:08:05 PM (GMT)
These are some 'friendly' warnings for hanging around with my crazy awesome weird
funny random eccentric energetic hyperactive hot-emo-guy-obsessed friends and I.


Do NOT turn on the music because we will proceed to dance in weirdest ways
imaginable, causing concern as to whether or not we are about to break our spines and
every piece of furniture in a 100-yard area.

Do NOT give any of us free reign when it comes to fashion. All of us and then you
will end in the most ridiculous outfits possible--and yet we will still look

Do NOT point out any hot
emo/Mexican/albino/muscular/blonde/goth/jock/vampire/werewolf/stalker guy unless, of
course, you want them and every female around to have to take a trip the ER.

Do NOT buy us energy drinks. Unless we pull a gun.

Do NOT steal our cookies, for this will result in a slow and painful death.

Do NOT threaten us with violence unless you wish said threat carried out on you.

Do NOT talk trash about one of us, our families, someone we're dating, or Jolly

Do NOT ask us for candy--we will reward you when we feel like it.

Do NOT steal our stuff unless you are in dire need of the excersize of us chasing you
half way to Houma.

Do NOT trust us with weaponary.

Do NOT break into our house EVER as this will result in getting someone shot and us
having to explain to the popo.

Do NOT mention AJ, fire, and clothes in the same sentence.

Do NOT ask why we greet each other in different languages and why we never address
anyone by the name on their birth certificate (or anything close).
Last edited: 17 December 2009

Yehyita says :   28 March 2009   412661  

DO NOT, by any means, take our Mexican/Albino/Emo because this will
result in an even slower and more painful death.


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