Thursday, 19 March 2009
08:24:16 PM (GMT)
not ment to offend anyone ^.^"
1. Call him chicken-butt.
2. Tell him Naruto was head over heels for him.
*i think im watching too much yaoi...
3. Transform into Kakashi and hug him.
4. Sing the Elmo song a couple hundred times.
*if it doesnt annoy you first...
5. Tack an oro poster on his ceiling above his bed that says ‘you gonna get
*inspiration: oro pic.
6. Ask him if he could do the chicken dance with you in public.
*hey, pretty messed up me
7. Say Itachi was selling his baby pictures on e-bay.
8. Ask how much hair gel he uses.
*i really wanna know
9. Put pink and green dye in his shampoo.
*then id be funny
10. Tell everyone that the sharringan eyes are just contacts.
*yeah... no more comments for now
11. Prank call him as Itachi.
12. Put a ‘welcome all fangirls’ sign in front of the Uchiha complex.
13. Call him emo-kun.
*my nickname for him ^.^
14. Sing ‘Emo Kid’ loudly in public.
15. Tell him Itachi raped him last night.
16. Buy him a pink purse and glue it in his hair.
17. Buy him a leather collar.
18. Tell everyone he has his nipples pierced.
19. Point a random way and yell ‘Itachi!’
20. Scream like a fangirl every time you see him.
21. Sing ‘teenagers’ every five seconds.
22. Ask him what his view on art is.
23. go to Deidara and tell him he said art sucks (and watch the pretty colors)
24. Watch a yaoi video on YouTube a million times.
25. Make him watch it with you.
26. Two words. DANCE. FAIL.
27. Say ‘Sasuke’ every two seconds.
28. Poke him, A LOT.
29. Yodel in his ear.
30. make him watch SpongeBob and Barney
31. Replace his hair gel with jello.
32. Replace his shurikan with blow up dolls.
33. Switch his DVD cases and CDs.
34. tell him he’s Itachi's bitch
35. have Akamaru pee on his leg
36. Buy him a cosplay outfit.
37. buy him a leash
38. egg his house
39. show him Quizilla
40. play elevator music all day
41. turn into a black cat and cross Kakashi’s path
42. add magnets behind his and Naruto’s headbands
43. Make him watch Barbie.
44. tie him to a tree and shave his hair off
45. tell him that Naruto said he was a chicken-butt
46. tell him Naruto would be “visiting” him tonight
47. tell him that someone wants to marry his hair
48. throw a glob of Deidara’s clay in his hair
49. Yell FAN GIRLS ARE COMING SASUKE!
50. tell him Itachi is head over heels for him
51. make him watch Elmo with you
52. ask him if he’s gay
53. Tell him that he’s so gay for going to the lame-ass, gender confused, and
54. put a ‘free the emo kid’ sign on the Akatsuki’s doorstep
55. sing ‘this is the song that never ends’ in his ear
56. fangirl-scream loudly from behind him
57. when he turns to ask you why, say it was the sight of his totally hot brother
58. run away laughing while he chases you to hit you over the head
59. Tell him that Orochimaru doesn’t like him like that and slap him in the face.
60. kick his butt if he doesn’t give you five dollars
61. make him wear a monkey costume
62. make him watch the wiggles with you
63. put lipstick on him while he’s asleep
64. make him look like a geisha when he’s asleep
65. draw a pink flower on his headband
66. tell Sakura that she was actually his sister
67. Laugh your ass of when she tries to use fire style jutsu and burns his hair off
68. ask him how much time he spends on his hair in the morning
69. show him photobucket
70. give this list to tobi
* *evil smirk*