why in the toe?

I LOVE THIS RANT.
"LOOK AT ME I'M RANDOM!!221
FLUFFYCUPCAKES."

D:

@Eddo.
D:
cause its random 

Once, my teacher said she was going to stab me in the toe. Because I
was making fun of her for being afrad of Bigfoot. :D

D: *afraid

LMFAO finally a rant I agree with
THANK YOU!!!

LOLOL RAINBOW UNICORNS LOL! FLUFFY COOKIE DIARRHEA! LOL, SORRY TEEHEE
I'M JUST SO ORIGINAL AND RANDOM ROFL. I JUST PEED ON YOUR LAWN, I'M SO
CUTE.

In any case, I agree with you 120% on this! XDDD <3 So very true. The
whole "I'm random because I strung two retarded words together and now
they made a funny" thing is very old. XD Cookies and potatoes?
Unicorns? Purple? I'm sorry, that's not random. I've met a ton of
people that do this. Having conversations with them gets old fast. @_@
It's like, "Can we have a normal conversation? You saying 'cookie
bunny' twenty times to me wasn't funny the FIRST time, why would it be
funny the next 3943434 times? T_T".

Have you seen the personal ads? XD Those are the perfect places to
find people who think they're totally funny and cute. They type in
this tiny text and say, "I offer: Myself. And cookies. And Oreos! AND
POTATOES!". Mostly cookies, though. YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER, IF YOU
CAN'T GIVE ME A MORSEL OF FOOD, DON'T OFFER IT. :C It's not funny! OR
CUTE. Everyone who replies to their stupid ads will not only be
cookie-less, but they'll have to converse with some retard who thinks
they're so adorable and original. I need to surgically remove their
heads from their butts, but I can't offer that, BECAUSE I'M ON THE
INTERNET. ;_;

... Sorry, I'm rambling. |D I haven't met anyone random and funny,
though. They're usually just annoying. XD 

rofl
<3
i always pee myself a little when i read your posts
xDD

D:
I KNOW
ITS LIEK,
NOW I WANT A FUCKING COOKIE
AND YOU CANT GIVE ME ONE!
T.T

lmfao I love this! XD

This makes much sense. Perhaps comment on the emo-randoms, the ones
who say, "love is a syndrome" and "I was meant to be alone". They do
bother me.