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Blonde JokeCategory: Jokes
Sunday, 25 May 2008
07:17:56 AM (GMT)
Sorry if this offends anyone.

* * B L O N D E  J O K E  * *

There was once a man who had a blonde wife.

One day he said to her, "I'm just going out for a bit. I'll be back soon."

So the blonde was left on her own while the man went out.

When the man came back, he opened the door and found the blonde sitting in the middle
of the lounge wearing 2 thick jackets.

The man said, "What's the matter, dear?"

The blonde replied, "Well, I was painting the living room."

The man asked her, "Then why are you wearing those thick jackets? aren't you hot?"

And the blonde replied "Because on the paint tin it said 'for best results, put on
two coats.'

cornelia_101 says:   25 May 2008   448295  
HAHAHA! lool this is funny....but sorry to blondes if it offed
i think you should make a brunette one to make it equal! hehe!
bells2 says:   31 May 2008   566867  
hahahahahaha lol lol
gawd dats soooo funny!!!!!!!!
bunnyluvercutie says:   1 June 2008   684695  
well. if thats wot you think of blondes. i'm a blonde. 
angelz_blue says:   30 December 2008   396692  
its okie the joke iznt 4 u its for the 1 in the joke! k?
Zelda3443 says:   30 December 2008   767194  
i was blonde until i was about 6 and i still have  afew blonde streaks
in my hair but that was FUNNY!!!!
‹█bLaZiNg☺DuCk☺fAcE☺DaRyN█› says:   10 January 2009   699862  
cutie779 says:   13 July 2009   489413  
ha ha ha
very funny!!!!
bt no offence to other blondes
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