Sunday, 4 May 2008
05:21:42 AM (GMT)
Chain letters are real.
I got killed in one.
But I got brought back to life.
HUM DE DUM.
I just tried singing "Hide And Seek" and BOIIIII,is that shizz hard or what.
OMG I'M WATCHING "HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS" AND IT'S LIKE THE OPPOSITE.IT'S LIKE BIG
AND ONE DUDE LOOKS LIKE CHUCKY.
Dane Cook is amazinggggg.
I think he's related to Daniel Cook.The redhead from Treehouse.
I wish I knew how to use paintball guns.
I'd totally load them with rocks and point them at old ladies.
"HEY YOU.YEAH,YOU.OLD CHICK.GIMMIE YO MONEHHH"
I like to dance.
I like to eat.
Two best things in life.
I don't have a problem with you fucking me,but I have a little problem with you NOT
fucking me. ( D:
True dat,son,true dat.
I got me some bling-bling today,and I was acting all gangsterly.
THE BABY ON "HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS(OPPOSITES)" IS CRYING.
It makes me sad.
Buh I swear,if he don't shut the heck up,I will go inside that television screen and
beat his little ass.
With a yardstick.
I have the ability to do that.
Nananana Nana Nana CAN'T TOUCH THISSSS.
Twix makes me horny.
Like...not that kind of horny.
It gives me horns.
Just like red bull gives me wings.
I'm going to go...before I make an ass out of myself more.
AND DON'T FORGET.
SO BE GOOD.
AND NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE.
UNLESS YOU USE A CONDOM.