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Fruit cakeCategory: (general)
Sunday, 6 April 2008
02:21:35 AM (GMT)
Jack Daniels Fruitcake Recipe

(A GREAT Way To Celebrate Any Holiday)





1 tsp. Salt

1 cup water

1 cup butter

4 large eggs

2 cups dried fruit

1 cup wheat flour

1 cup lemon juice

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup brown sugar

1 cup chopped nuts

1 cup granulated sugar

1 half-gallon Jack Daniels Whiskey




*Sample 1 cup of Jack Daniels to check for quality … Repeat.

*Preheat your oven to 350 (gas ovens: 325).

*Set out all ingredients onto the table.

*Check the Jack Daniels again.  Pour 1 level cup and drink.

*Pour the cup of water into a large mixxing bowl.

*Make sur the Jack Daniels is still oky … cry another tup…

*Brek the 4 arge leggs an add add to bowl wit weat flour, bakking soda.

*chuck in the cup … dried friuit..

*Chek the Jak Dannells aginto tasste tonsisisity… haff annether cupp

*mixxx onn the turrner.

*if the fried druit getts stuck on th beaterers, git it looose with a drewscriver..

*ad to sifffted salt or wharteverr

siff   sifft th lemmon nuts   an … strain yur juuice.

*chekk the Dak Jannnells aginn

**ad to 1 table of surgerspoon or wherever yoo can fine

greese the ovenn

*turrn the cakke tin to 359 dgreese

*donnt fget too off th trrner or mxxrr…

finniss th rsst o th Jad ckaniels an threww evrtinng elss  out th dammn winnow…




FoxiiRoxiiGirl says:   6 April 2008   495684  
i hate fruit cake lol
CheerChick74123 says :   15 May 2008   552378  
fruitcake is disgusting

When your grandma gives you fruitcake:

Step 1:
Say thank you, it looks great!

Step 2:
Go home and throw it away


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