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mr teacherCategory: (general)
Sunday, 28 October 2007
05:40:34 PM (GMT)
there is this language teacher at the school i go to. i will call him mr teacher. i
think he lives with his mother. he is probably in about his late 50s, and has been
working at my school for like, seriously tens of years and none of the other teachers
like him and go out of their way not to talk to him.  he used to be on the board of
people that look at language gcse stuff like a bajillion years ago, and he likes to
refer to them all the time by first name. he is very proud of the fact that he used
to be a big fancy pants who supposedly had a lot of power, but it seems to me that
going from that to a teacher is pretty much a step down.

he is pretty creepy, and during lessons no one likes to make eye contact with him
because if you do he will latch on to you and attempt to make strange pally
conversations with you in front of the whole class. sometimes he can be an ok guy, he
is pretty cool about handing in coursework late if there is a good reason, but he was
some pretty weird habits. when someone in the class does something good he rewards
them with candy from a tin he keeps in his cupboard. he calls them "magic candy". the
taste.. well imagine if you took a bar of soap and wrapped them in an old mans
stained y fronts. and then dunk it in old dish water. that is pretty much the taste
and texture of them. they candy is pretty old, but he is always opening new packets,
but they look like they come from the late 80's-early 90's. i know that is his way of
rewarding people and he is not forcing anyone to eat them, but he gets pretty mad and
offended when you don't want one and makes a big deal, so it's better just to eat it
and try to avoid his intent gaze until he goes away.

my moms a teacher and all, so i am not freaked out about all the dudes that teach, it
is cool with me, they are normal people and that is their jobs, but Mr. Teacher seems
to radiate a barrier of stay the fuck away to everyone. on an exchange, most of the
teachers got crazy drunk and complained about him to the students, and pretty much
summed up what everyone guess about his life, you know, outside of work. also on the
exchange he lectured a bunch of 11-12 year olds about not taking drugs, drinking or
having sex which pretty much scarred them for life, and ate 5 main courses so he
wouldn't have to dance.

i guess the moral about this guy is try not to meet him because he is pretty fucking

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