Monday, 13 August 2007
11:46:33 PM (GMT)
On this very day 27 years ago, the earth was taken over. It's a funny story on how
it happened, let me share it with you...
One sunday day everything was peaceful and joyous... that's when it happened. Aliens
from mars were silently staying hidden with their invisable cloaking devices. Silenty
at work on their flying saucers they plan to conquer planet after planet in order to
gain galatic control. They are a vicious bunch, red skin, sharp teeth, spiny tails.
They are gruesomely ugly, but smart as well. They continued working on their ships,
planning to conquer and destroy the next planet...Earth. They had an advantage
because they were able to suck out the natural resources first. The martians plan to
attack at sundown, so they turned their invisable cloaking devices off. That's when
our government discovered them and their plans... We started hard at work to build
something to fight them off. But it was to late... Sundown was approaching. The
aliens floated over us and absorbed our natural resources.. water, trees, soil,
everything! Then they started abducted random citizens as test subjects. One they
found out about our internal organs, they use special devices to disfunction them..
and made us into slaves. It's been 27 years since that day.. we made a successful
time machine with spare parts and I've sent this book back for hopefully the end of
this invasion... Good luck civilian.