Saturday, 21 July 2007
03:58:29 AM (GMT)
-Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look
-Dial 800 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
-At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"
-Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos
-Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
-Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King...
-...but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they're "astronaut food".
-Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.
-Ask a salesman why a particular tv is labeled black and white and insist that it's a
color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, "You mean you really
can't see it?"
-Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.
-Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes
departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
-Test mattresses in your pajamas.
-If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while
rocking from side to side.
-Sprint up the down escalator.
-Stare at static on a display tv and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can
see the "hidden picture".
-Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda.
-Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through
-Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner.
-Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray *them* with your own bottle
of Eau de Swane.
-Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a
-Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your
-In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, "I see London, I see France..."
-Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the
mall taking two-inch steps.
-Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will "give you a
really wicked buzz".
-Ask the personnel at Pier 1 Imports whether they have "any giant crap made out of
-"Toast" plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display.
-Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.
-Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.
-Change every tv in the electronics department to a station showing "Saved by the
Bell". Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream if anyone tries to switch
channels on one of the sets.
-Hang out in the waterbed section of the furniture department wearing a Navy uniform.
Occasionally run around in circles yelling "scratch one flattop!"
-Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce
that none of them are "leakproof".
-"Play" the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises.
-Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down.
-Pay for all your purchases with two-dollar bills to provoke arguments over whether
-If it's Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on *your* lap.
THis is so funny!
THESE ARE THE ONES ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE DONE. IT'S HILARIOUS.
!.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people
just leave me alone?"
2.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't
3.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the
anti - depressants are.
4.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
5.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
6.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and
scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
7.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very
loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
8.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "I choose you
9.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
10.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you
people just leave me alone?"
AND THE BEST ONE WE HAVE DONE IS:
GOING TO A STORE THAT'S PLAYING LOUD MUSIC, YELLING"HEY, I LOVE THIS SONG!" AND THEN
START DANCING. LMAO, I DID THIS PRANK WIHT OVER 18 PEOPLE IN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH
AND IT WAS SO HILARIOUS!
Last edited: 21 July 2007