This diary entry is written by sand_ninja. ( View all entries )
Wednesday, 20 June 2007
05:07:18 PM (GMT)
he more [X]'s the dumber you are.
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
 You have ran into a glass/screen door.
 You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same
[x] You just tried to sing them
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
 You have choked on your own spit.
 You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] People have called you slow
 You have accidentally caught something on fire
 You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
 If someone says "fart" you laugh
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x]You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shake their heads and walk away from you
 You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
 You have eaten a bug
 You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
 You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will
happen to you if you don't even when you
know it won't happen to you
 You break a lot of things.
 Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
Now times it by three.....
O_O;;; Wow....thats alot....
Docter: The test results have arrived..
Me: Well what is it?
Docter: *puts on glasses and then takes them off* Your stupid.
Nurse: Docter!*smacks docter's head wit a clip board*
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