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Thursday, 24 May 2007
04:36:13 PM (GMT)
24 May, 2007:

I plan on posting a joke every workday (on my side of the international date line,
anyways) until I run out of jokes. Which I probably will. Soon. Anyways, if you know
the answer, please don't tell. Give everyone a chance to guess. I will post the
answer the next workday (holidays don't count as workdays!) along with that day's
joke. I would give out a few KupiPoints as a prize to the person who got the correct
answer first, but I don't have enough KupiPoints to transfer them to another account.
Sorry, but I just began to actually coming on. I've had this account for a couple of
months, but I didn't start using it until a week ago. So here's today's:

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English," he said, "two
negatives make a positive. In some other languages, such as Russian, a double
negative is still a negative. But there is no language in which two postives become a
A student piped up from the back of the room. 
"______ __________," he said.

What did the student say?

The answer to yesterday's (in case you didn't go check the comments section):

The dumb blonde said: "I just realized you were speaking English."

kiwily says:   24 May 2007   657942  
there is in algebra. but, since i'm mad, i'm gonna tell you some
editing some people said: 
1. on my sheet, tehy started an extra line for checks... when one
colom was open.
2. there was a person who just kept swiching my words around.
3. someone (i think yang) circled my email subject and wrote
"yo, she's trying to make it longer"
4. i think you underlined something i underlinded before...
kiwily says:   24 May 2007   678161  
OMG that was funnny for dumb blonde!!!
darkoekaki says:   24 May 2007   745383  

"Yeah, right"

I dunno.
Wolven_Dancer says:   24 May 2007   497753  
I really think Linda's right. Or if it's not that, it's something
along those lines.
mimzygirl7 says:   24 May 2007   613439  
Pretty funny! I'm against the whole blondes being stupid thing though
and I'm not even a blonde. I'm a brunette.
lol says:   25 May 2007   543419  
I have no idea... I've heard this one before but i forgot the answer
kiwily says:   2 June 2007   684677  
geez, that's seriosuly the sarcastic you!
kiwily says:   2 June 2007   697691  
you ran outa jokes
The_Great_Disaster says:   17 June 2007   657271  
he says "Yeah, Right!", right????
‹Ninja.Pocky(っ>ω<)っ› says :   23 March 2009   363495  
Actually, i checked the comments and the real answer was I got the
first joke not i just realised you were speaking english. Many people
agreed on that. If thats another answer, maybe i didnt know... So
yeah.. Sorry!


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