Thursday, 24 May 2007
04:36:13 PM (GMT)
24 May, 2007:
I plan on posting a joke every workday (on my side of the international date line,
anyways) until I run out of jokes. Which I probably will. Soon. Anyways, if you know
the answer, please don't tell. Give everyone a chance to guess. I will post the
answer the next workday (holidays don't count as workdays!) along with that day's
joke. I would give out a few KupiPoints as a prize to the person who got the correct
answer first, but I don't have enough KupiPoints to transfer them to another account.
Sorry, but I just began to actually coming on. I've had this account for a couple of
months, but I didn't start using it until a week ago. So here's today's:
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English," he said, "two
negatives make a positive. In some other languages, such as Russian, a double
negative is still a negative. But there is no language in which two postives become a
A student piped up from the back of the room.
"______ __________," he said.
What did the student say?
The answer to yesterday's (in case you didn't go check the comments section):
The dumb blonde said: "I just realized you were speaking English."