Friday, 16 February 2007
02:40:50 AM (GMT)
From New Delhi to Bombay came a very dirty train. The train had many animals in the
corredors, and many people eating and making more garbage. In one cabin, there were a
Chinese man and a Jewish man sitting one in front of the other.
Suddenly a fly alit on the Chinese man's head, and using his kung fu, he hypnotized
the fly only with his eyes. Then he took the fly, opened his mouth, looked at the
Jewish man, and ate it.
Five minutes later came another fly, and the Chinese guy did the same thing.
The next fly landed, this time on the Jewish's mans head. He did the same thing; with
his eyes he hypnotized the fly, took it, opened his mouth, looked at the Chinese guy,
and asked, "Do you want to buy it?"