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Monday, 13 June 2011
10:47:10 PM (GMT)

Dear Yanely_a_la_mode,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized
it when we skinny dip in the bathtub in your apartment and
I saw you sit on my boyfriend . I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I
get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your love letters to
you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know
that I get sick when I think of your feet and the apartment building is on fire.
Go milk a cow,
Xima

I tag: Yanely, Tama-chan,Erika and all of juuu people!


Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and
I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning ( 8 )
to
you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
Then tag 10 people 

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my elbow
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog bit my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- at your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly (This was hard to pick, I like FG too. >3> )
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks


 8.What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your criminal record
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your virginity
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonardo
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow (why not? )
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Comments 
‹♥DesireHope♥› says:   14 June 2011   895605  
Dear Xima,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the
Convent. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose at your
car and
I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're scarred
enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm
returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of
butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet,
sweet lips and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go drown yourself,
Tama
 
‹??????› says:   14 June 2011   175677  
LMFAO! xD I lol'd literally!
<3 <3 

Dear Xima,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your
cat. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your apartment
and I saw you pour syrup on my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough
to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your
old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep your credit
cards as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break
your legs and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Your everlasting enemy,
Yanely.
 
Xima says:   14 June 2011   143434  
@Anime_Lover_Girl 
LOLOLOL,I get turned on by garbage men too! xD You're an...Eskimo. ;o;
HOW COULD YOU TURN INTO AN IZAYA? Shizuo: IZZZAAAYAAAA!

@Yanely_a_la_mode 
OMFG, LMFAO. HEEL YUSH LOVE ETT!! I was trying to keep myself from
laughing out loud 'cause my mom's sleeping in the living room. 8DDDDDD 
 
‹♥DesireHope♥› says:   14 June 2011   139880  
@Xima
Gosh I lold at your reply, mainly when you started talking about izaya
and shizuo XD 
 
Xima says:   14 June 2011   271988  
@Anime_Lover_Girl 
LOLOL, Erika ish Izaya(Uke) and Alexx is Shizuo(Seme)! I iz, Shinra
who always interferzz. But also Second Shizuo?? Ehhhhh. We don't like
Eskimos over here, especially ones that THINK they're SEME when
they'll ALWAYS be UKE. HAAAAAAHHAAAHAHAHEHEHEHEHE.~<333

Celty is also mah lovaahh.~ (No homo.) =_=

By the way, Kida USE to be my favorite character LOLOLOL,
akward

Brroooo, who are your least favorite characters? 
 
‹♥DesireHope♥› says:   15 June 2011   365570  
@Xima
Least favorite? hmm...probably anri 
 
Xima says:   15 June 2011   742498  
@Anime_Lover_Girl 
Really? I actually like Anri! But not as a favorite, favorite. Is
it because Kida likes her? At first she seems like a rather boring
shy character but really she's just some normal-o character.

My least favorite is stupid Seiji Yagiri and moron Mika Harima. =_=;; 
 
‹♥DesireHope♥› says:   15 June 2011   772413  
@Xima
No, not for that reason, but I just don't like her. She is annoying
and...um...well...ugly! 

Oh yeah, I don't like them either because they both are retarded
lovers! 
 
Xima says:   16 June 2011   680149  
@Anime_Lover_Girl 
Ugly?  FFF--She's okay. She's like a genderbent of Mikado
//shot

Yuup, they annoy the heck out of me, especially the guy Seiji....Ug...
I would like his sister Namine or whatever her name is if she wasn't
obsessed with her little brother. Ya' know, Namine and Izaya
could be a cute straight couple
//ShotOver1,000xByShizayaFanGirls. 
 
‹♥DesireHope♥› says:   16 June 2011   215879  
yeah, yeah, I agree!!!
 
Xima says:   16 June 2011   107410  
@Anime_Lover_Girl 
With...Everything?  //dies 
 
‹♥DesireHope♥› says:   16 June 2011   564303  
the second part
 
Xima says :   16 June 2011   659552  
@Anime_Lover_Girl 
Oh, hahah mhmmkay. 
 
 
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