Sunday, 15 August 2010
06:52:24 PM (GMT)
"I promise that I will bear your children (the twins.). I will love you forever and
ever and evereverever. I'll draw your superhero badge and it will be wonderful. I
will never leave you for the play dough, nor will I divorce over incidents involving
the play dough. I promise to forever remember SCPLOO. I swear, I trust you with my
life. I promise I'll sing to you (online, more than likely) on every single one of
your birthdays. I promise all our children will have only one head, and that one day
I'll remember all our children's names. I won't have any cat babies. I'll always try
to make you laughoutloud. I promise to take the lawyer off speed dial. If I have
epic typo's, I promise to tell you. I'll love you no matter what you do. I'll listen
to anything you have to say, and I'll take any advice you have to heart. If anyone
hurts you, I hurt them. I'll tell you if I have any dreams you're in. I'll find my
fingerless gloves just for you. I promise you'll always be my bestfriend. Ever. If
something is wrong, I'll tell you, and I hope you might do the same. I promise not
to change my voice, or my accent, just for you. One day, I'll get you a snuggie. Our
children will be ten times cooler than us, I can promise you that. With this ring, I
One day, I'll have a ring for you."
"I promise that I will never interact with the playdough, or anything of the doughy
nature, in any way that can threaten our marriage. I will never leave, I'll wait for
you here. I will go to that camp next summer, and everyone will be jealous. One day,
I'll hug you nonstop. That will happen. No one can compare to you. I promise
TanyaLee will become famous. Our kids will set the world on fire. YOU will always be
MY bestfriend, forever and ever. Nothing can happen to change that, or come between
us. I will never let go of the squirrel incident, or you. I won't ever forget
SCPLOO. Or belly button rape. One of these days, I'll give you that piggyback ride.
I'll make you pretty bracelets, and tell you a story.
With THIS ring, I thee wed.
I'll get you a ring, with a pretty stone on top."the things i would do for you, pretty lady. you're my best friend, and
you always will be. i'm just waiting through these days until you come kidnap me.
have i told you lately, that i love you? our children are simply wonderful, despite
the fact we can never remember their names. i'm pretty sure you're pregnant again,
because i can't keep my pants on around you.
"natalie said to tell you that she's wrestling with my pants. on the floor."
we've had some good times these past couple of years, haven't we?
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