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Sunday, 15 August 2010
02:52:24 PM (GMT)
"I promise that I will bear your children (the twins.). I will love you forever and ever and evereverever. I'll draw your superhero badge and it will be wonderful. I will never leave you for the play dough, nor will I divorce over incidents involving the play dough. I promise to forever remember SCPLOO. I swear, I trust you with my life. I promise I'll sing to you (online, more than likely) on every single one of your birthdays. I promise all our children will have only one head, and that one day I'll remember all our children's names. I won't have any cat babies. I'll always try to make you laughoutloud. I promise to take the lawyer off speed dial. If I have epic typo's, I promise to tell you. I'll love you no matter what you do. I'll listen to anything you have to say, and I'll take any advice you have to heart. If anyone hurts you, I hurt them. I'll tell you if I have any dreams you're in. I'll find my fingerless gloves just for you. I promise you'll always be my bestfriend. Ever. If something is wrong, I'll tell you, and I hope you might do the same. I promise not to change my voice, or my accent, just for you. One day, I'll get you a snuggie. Our children will be ten times cooler than us, I can promise you that. With this ring, I thee wed. One day, I'll have a ring for you."
"I promise that I will never interact with the playdough, or anything of the doughy nature, in any way that can threaten our marriage. I will never leave, I'll wait for you here. I will go to that camp next summer, and everyone will be jealous. One day, I'll hug you nonstop. That will happen. No one can compare to you. I promise TanyaLee will become famous. Our kids will set the world on fire. YOU will always be MY bestfriend, forever and ever. Nothing can happen to change that, or come between us. I will never let go of the squirrel incident, or you. I won't ever forget SCPLOO. Or belly button rape. One of these days, I'll give you that piggyback ride. I'll make you pretty bracelets, and tell you a story. With THIS ring, I thee wed. I'll get you a ring, with a pretty stone on top."
the things i would do for you, pretty lady. you're my best friend, and you always will be. i'm just waiting through these days until you come kidnap me. have i told you lately, that i love you? our children are simply wonderful, despite the fact we can never remember their names. i'm pretty sure you're pregnant again, because i can't keep my pants on around you. "natalie said to tell you that she's wrestling with my pants. on the floor." we've had some good times these past couple of years, haven't we? ♥
Last edited: 15 August 2010

‹dreza♥› says :   16 August 2010   269037  
I. Adore. You.


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