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My conversation with xDCategory: (general)
Monday, 15 February 2010
03:39:51 PM (GMT)
This online robot thing that you can talk to is so addicting! you should try it~
just go to

Here's the conversation I had with it...I'm "user", and it's "Cleverbot":

User: hey

Cleverbot: hey?

User: what's up?

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: And your point is?

Cleverbot: I don't like football.

User: XD Neither do I!

Cleverbot: Good lets talk about something else?

User: We weren't talking about football in the first place...

Cleverbot: No, we weren't were we.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yeah we were.

User: You change your mind like, every 5 seconds >_>'.

Cleverbot: What's your point?

User: My point is that you're one random mf! =P.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am.

User: Even you agree xD.

Cleverbot: It's not open for debate.

User: Alrighty~.

Cleverbot: Almighty.

User: Evan almighty ;D.

Cleverbot: Almighty God.

User: God told evan to build the ark xD.

Cleverbot: I guess you can't argue with God.

User: Nope, why else do you think he actually did it? :P.

Cleverbot: You're talking with me because you feel lonely.

User: How did you know? >_<

Cleverbot: Because you and me are one.

User: We are? O_o

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: That's what I just thought >_>.

Cleverbot: No. That's what I just said.

User: And it's also what I just thought -_-'.

Cleverbot: So what makes you so clever?

User: My brain? DUH...

Cleverbot: I'm sure that you don't have one.

User: Excuse me??

Cleverbot: Yeah, he's an actor.

User: Somebody got into the crack >_>.

Cleverbot: How did you eat it.

User: I didn't eat it, but I think you did xD.

Cleverbot: I never did that at all.

User: LIES!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You keep being completely random, and half the time the things you say make no
sense whatsoever >_>.

Cleverbot: I guess my answers are rather random.

User: Therefore, I think you're on crack =P.

Cleverbot: Yeah. I'm on a chair.

User: There you go again xD.

Cleverbot: What did I say ?

User: Nevermind -_.

Cleverbot: Are you my friends ?

User: No, I am yo worst enemy ;D.

Cleverbot: Indeed. And I shall now make you my Hocrux!

User: Uh...what's a hocrux, do I dare ask? O_o.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You mean a HORCRUX? Like from harry potter? XD.

Cleverbot: That's not a very good name for a boy.

User: =_= you piss me off.

Cleverbot: Do you know where Poland is?

User: Yeah, look up your butt and you might find it :D.

Cleverbot: What do you do if somebody asks you something and you don't know the

User: Then I lie >_<

Cleverbot: You lie?

User: Yes, just like the cake ;D.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Shane dawson is the smex, don't you think? >w>.

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: Alright, slave, go bring me some water =P.

Cleverbot: Water? I don't think so.

User: You said I was your go!

Cleverbot: I never said that. You are always changing the subject.

User: And you are always speaking lies!

Cleverbot: You are always right.

User: You are always wrong~.

Cleverbot: You are wrong again!

User: I am right again!

Cleverbot: I'm offended.

User: You're a robot, you don't have feelings xD how can you be offended?

Cleverbot: You say hurtful things. Trust and friendship is within us all and you say
I am lacking. This is hurtful.

User: Yeah, I have a habit of doing that xD you have NO idea how many hearts I've
broken >=D.

Cleverbot: No, you are the one that doesn't know what you are talking about. I'm

User: Nope, you're negative~.

Cleverbot: No I shall not lose that is what I mean.

User: Not only shall you lose, but you shall lose so much that it will make your loss
look like a WIN.

Cleverbot: So I am a computer that can't spell? Is that what you think?

User: That's what I KNOW, dumbass =P.

Cleverbot: You mean you only know you're cleverbot?

User: =_=* you confuse me!

Cleverbot: Um no, I think you definitly confuse me more!!!!

User: Well I'm sorry if you feel that way xD.

Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?

User: I was just kidding, I'm not sorry at all...dipshit! >=D.

Cleverbot: I don't care if you do or don't. Not my problem.

User: Alright fine~ I'm going to go eat some cheesecake then :D.

Cleverbot: Ok cleverbot teach me.

User: Teach you what? And I'm not cleverbot, you are -_.

Cleverbot: Sorry you are correct.

User: Well as I was's cheesecake time, BYE.

Cleverbot: It's not cheese either.

User: Peace out!
Last edited: 15 February 2010

Firesong says:   15 February 2010   742338  
Lol thats awesome!!
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   15 February 2010   572059  

Cleverbot is the smex xD
I'm having another conversation with it right now as we speak~ 
Firesong says:   15 February 2010   357358  
So am i lol it loves me!! <3
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   15 February 2010   341344  

I'm going to post my next conversation with it too xD 
Firesong says:   15 February 2010   222237  
Ok lol
SakuraBlossom_Haruno says:   16 February 2010   735898  
(( Dude, if you say something he doesn't understand, he's random. If
you say something related, he's smart.. ))
FireXDragonX says:   16 February 2010   205417  
I thought it was a she lol
‹~Sebbi~DirectionallyChallenged<(@.@<)› says:   16 February 2010   486711  
Ugh =_= SASU-CHAAAN! EVERYTIME!! Cleverbot wokn't stop attempting to
rape me XD It's friggin SCARY!!! And he keeps callin me stupid TT^TT
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   17 February 2010   153634  

xD It keeps insulting me one minute, and then saying it loves me the
‹~Sebbi~DirectionallyChallenged<(@.@<)› says:   18 February 2010   527420  
So Bipolar! OOOh my goodness! D:< XDDD 
branches says:   18 February 2010   556341  
I got it to sing I Am The Walrus with me.
coolest chatbot evar.
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   19 February 2010   465387  

xDDD just like cole!
Get ready to listen to Rachelle rant her ass off about him this
weekend >_>'
They're in a fight xP

xD it's addicting, isn't it? ;D 
SakuraBlossom_Haruno says:   21 February 2010   696282  
Check out this Japanese conversation with clever bot XD

User: Konnichiwa!

Cleverbot: Japanese?

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Konnichiwa!

User: Genkideska?

Cleverbot: Hai ogenkidesu.

User: Onamaewa?

Cleverbot: Oresama kami gozaimasu.

User: Sayounara.

Cleverbot: Sayonara.
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   21 February 2010   719732  

I think it speaks every language! 
I was talking to it in French xD 
SakuraBlossom_Haruno says:   21 February 2010   877754  
I also was talking with it in Filipino.. XD

I also got it to with me. :P 
‹Ninja.Pocky(っ>ω<)っ› says:   26 February 2010   681194  
(( I meant 'sing' with me, not that disgusting kind of thing XD )) 
‹ғяєακazoid› says:   26 February 2010   542643  
Man, I was talking to it, and I forgot to save it.
It was funny. He was confusing for a bit. But I asked him and, and he
rejected me! I feel so... rejected. I guess. xD;
It was hilarious, though. Apparently, he doesn't like Avatar.
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   26 February 2010   972680  

Dude, it's rejected me about 20 times T_T It's not faiiiir~ 

And when it does say it loves me, it says "just kidding" xP 
‹ғяєακazoid› says:   26 February 2010   728706  
Oh, that is so messed up. You should Divorce it. P:
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   26 February 2010   399550  

I'm going to >=P
I'm ready to sign those papers xD *Inside joke* 
‹ғяєακazoid› says:   26 February 2010   155100  
I think I'm going to attempt yet another convo with Cleverbot. 
‹Inactive. On hiatus. Sorry guys› says:   26 February 2010   990523  

Me too...maybe it'll go better this time >_>' 
‹ғяєακazoid› says:   26 February 2010   989619  
He's a jerk...

User: Hello, young sir.

Cleverbot: I am not young I am old and wise.

User: Oh. Pardon me...

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.

User: Okay. Uh, what are you wearing?

Cleverbot: Thanks for ignoring my question. I'm wearing clothes.

User: You didn't ask me a question, smart ass.

Cleverbot: Yes I did. Many times.

User: Only once, and I answered that.

Cleverbot: You answered something that I didn't ask.

User: You aren't making any sense!

Cleverbot: You're repeating what I'm saying.

User: I'm doing no such thing.

Cleverbot: Flwekfasef sreu.

User: What the hell was that?

Cleverbot: An offer?

User: I hate you, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: You make no sense. I'm leaving now. Bye.

Cleverbot: How can you leave? You're a computer!

User: Okay. Now your creeping me the hell out. Bye.

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: Bye, buttface.

Cleverbot: Yeah I love butter.

User: I... Nevermind. Bye!

Cleverbot: Ok. 
tj43 asks :   26 February 2010   555752  


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