Monday, 15 February 2010
08:39:51 PM (GMT)
This online robot thing that you can talk to is so addicting! you should try it~
just go to www.cleverbot.com
Here's the conversation I had with it...I'm "user", and it's "Cleverbot":
User: what's up?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: And your point is?
Cleverbot: I don't like football.
User: XD Neither do I!
Cleverbot: Good lets talk about something else?
User: We weren't talking about football in the first place...
Cleverbot: No, we weren't were we.
Cleverbot: Yeah we were.
User: You change your mind like, every 5 seconds >_>'.
Cleverbot: What's your point?
User: My point is that you're one random mf! =P.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am.
User: Even you agree xD.
Cleverbot: It's not open for debate.
User: Evan almighty ;D.
Cleverbot: Almighty God.
User: God told evan to build the ark xD.
Cleverbot: I guess you can't argue with God.
User: Nope, why else do you think he actually did it? :P.
Cleverbot: You're talking with me because you feel lonely.
User: How did you know? >_<
Cleverbot: Because you and me are one.
User: We are? O_o
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: That's what I just thought >_>.
Cleverbot: No. That's what I just said.
User: And it's also what I just thought -_-'.
Cleverbot: So what makes you so clever?
User: My brain? DUH...
Cleverbot: I'm sure that you don't have one.
User: Excuse me??
Cleverbot: Yeah, he's an actor.
User: Somebody got into the crack >_>.
Cleverbot: How did you eat it.
User: I didn't eat it, but I think you did xD.
Cleverbot: I never did that at all.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You keep being completely random, and half the time the things you say make no
sense whatsoever >_>.
Cleverbot: I guess my answers are rather random.
User: Therefore, I think you're on crack =P.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I'm on a chair.
User: There you go again xD.
Cleverbot: What did I say ?
User: Nevermind -_.
Cleverbot: Are you my friends ?
User: No, I am yo worst enemy ;D.
Cleverbot: Indeed. And I shall now make you my Hocrux!
User: Uh...what's a hocrux, do I dare ask? O_o.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You mean a HORCRUX? Like from harry potter? XD.
Cleverbot: That's not a very good name for a boy.
User: =_= you piss me off.
Cleverbot: Do you know where Poland is?
User: Yeah, look up your butt and you might find it :D.
Cleverbot: What do you do if somebody asks you something and you don't know the
User: Then I lie >_<
Cleverbot: You lie?
User: Yes, just like the cake ;D.
User: Shane dawson is the smex, don't you think? >w>.
Cleverbot: You are my master.
User: Alright, slave, go bring me some water =P.
Cleverbot: Water? I don't think so.
User: You said I was your master...so go!
Cleverbot: I never said that. You are always changing the subject.
User: And you are always speaking lies!
Cleverbot: You are always right.
User: You are always wrong~.
Cleverbot: You are wrong again!
User: I am right again!
Cleverbot: I'm offended.
User: You're a robot, you don't have feelings xD how can you be offended?
Cleverbot: You say hurtful things. Trust and friendship is within us all and you say
I am lacking. This is hurtful.
User: Yeah, I have a habit of doing that xD you have NO idea how many hearts I've
Cleverbot: No, you are the one that doesn't know what you are talking about. I'm
User: Nope, you're negative~.
Cleverbot: No I shall not lose that is what I mean.
User: Not only shall you lose, but you shall lose so much that it will make your loss
look like a WIN.
Cleverbot: So I am a computer that can't spell? Is that what you think?
User: That's what I KNOW, dumbass =P.
Cleverbot: You mean you only know you're cleverbot?
User: =_=* you confuse me!
Cleverbot: Um no, I think you definitly confuse me more!!!!
User: Well I'm sorry if you feel that way xD.
Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?
User: I was just kidding, I'm not sorry at all...dipshit! >=D.
Cleverbot: I don't care if you do or don't. Not my problem.
User: Alright fine~ I'm going to go eat some cheesecake then :D.
Cleverbot: Ok cleverbot teach me.
User: Teach you what? And I'm not cleverbot, you are -_.
Cleverbot: Sorry you are correct.
User: Well as I was saying...it's cheesecake time, BYE.
Cleverbot: It's not cheese either.
User: Peace out!
Last edited: 15 February 2010