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Google Me.Category: (general)
Thursday, 29 October 2009
08:09:07 PM (GMT)
Ok, so I go onto google.

Perfectly normal thing - right?

I go onto google images, and type in Lance, just becuse I'm so bored and everything.

And seriously - the very first thing I see, the very first picture, is a naked guy
riding a bicycle, caliming to be Lance Armstrong.

I give up on that front.

I go onto plain google and type it in again.

Very first thing?

The official Lance Armstong site.

I decided to go on a more practical route.

I go back to google images.

I type in my first name and surname.

 . . . . .

I see a french guy, a beret and a goatee. He's in a wood, and looks like he saw that
dude on the bicycle.

I go back to normal google.

And it comes up with a directory - "View Proffesionals Named Lance ******* on
LinkedIn.

I mean - wait, I remember an ICT lesson from when I was 12.

I go back to google images.

I put quotation marks around my full name.

First thing I see this time?

A "Lancer" Garage.

I go in a huff, but decide to do one last search.

I go onto normal google - again.

I type in my frist name, surname, WITH QUOTATION MARKS.

It only goes and comes back with the exact same Directory.

One LAST LAST search.

Google.

Normal.

I type in my first name, middle name, surname.

WITH QUOTATION MARKS.

I click search.

Tense moment.

.......

No results found for Lance ****** *******.

How I love google.

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