Thursday, 29 October 2009
03:38:52 AM (GMT)
[ ] Are you Asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an Asian country?
[ ] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao/etc. school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an Asian language?
[x] Is your favorite subject math/science? (Science, pl0x.)
[ ] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair?
[x] Do you have an "azn crew"? (Azn skoo', kthnx)
[ ] Do have a 95 average?
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA? (3.89)
[x] Do you freak out when you get a B in school?
[x] Do you listen to Asian music?
[x] Have you watched Asian movies/dramas?
[x] Can you rave?
[x] Do you know what DDR is?
[ ] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[x] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc?
[ ] Have you played the violin/piano/cello?
[x] Do your parents get mad at you if you get bad grades?
[x] Are/have you going/taking/took any honors/AP classes?
[ ] Do you own a Mazda/Saturn?
[ ] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?
[x] Do you have a distinctive smell?
Score so far: 15
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[ ] Is your last name Li, Lee, Nguyen, Wang, Wong, Kim, Tang, Chow, Kamenashi,
Cheung, Zhang, Lin, Cheng, Ma, Jang, Chan, Chen, Liu? (LMFAO. NGUYEN, HUNGGGG.)
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian guys/girls? (Derp.)
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Does/did your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot,
dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc.?
[ ] Do you have both an Asian and an English name?
(LMFAO. It would be 'Biirrisu' though. *Mina said so*)
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house? (Strict moms, yo.)
[ ] Do you know the song "Got Rice"?
[ ] Do you listen to trance?
Score so far: 20
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are/or were your parents/mom/dad fobs?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[ ] Do you think you're short? (LOLNO.)
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc? (Do not talk to.)
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube? (HAILNO)
[x] Do you read Manga?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later
[x] Do you have ASIAN Pride?
Score so far: 26
[x] Are you a good artist? (Designing a manga, kthnx. SEXAAAYLINGINGGGGG<3 xD)
[x] You speak your Asian language with your friends?
(Mina, mina. Genki desu ka? xP)
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[ ] Have you visited your home country at least twice? (..Mexico? LOL nope never)
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile? (*A*)
[x] Do you have/need glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read? (Yes)
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Under 25 - White washed
26-30 - American Born
31-40 - Pure
40-45 - Asian that got fob washed
45-50 - FOB
51- Hopelessly fobby