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funniest thing ever xDCategory: (general)
Tuesday, 20 October 2009
12:56:30 AM (GMT)
You: hi
Stranger: yes.
You: i am calling to tell you that your payment on your american express card is
late.
You: you owe $340.98
Stranger: oh.
You: you dont have to pay cash
Stranger: well. i have money from prostituting.
You: are you a male or female cause your account wont tell me
Stranger: male.
You: o i see
Stranger: yes....
You: well in that case if you are std free you can pay in cum
Stranger: ok
You: yeas that would amount to 30 pbs of cum.
You: *lbs
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: well.
Stranger: umm
Stranger: i can do that
You: or you could date me 5 months
You: and you would be charged nothing
You: xD
Stranger: XD SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
You: lolz
Stranger: epic lolz


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