Tuesday, 30 June 2009
10:29:01 PM (GMT)
Kay,so I was watching Entertainment Tonight,and I saw Michael Jackson's will,so I'm
going to make my own will.RIGHT NAO.When I die,somebody had better take this
seriously and show my family,'cause what I say right now GOES. (:
First of all,I wanna be cremated.I don't want some gross-looking bugs devouring my
body.Seriously,that's frickin' disgusting.I wanna be burned and my ashes will go to
either my kids(if I have any) or my parents.Kids,first though.I want them to take my
ashes out to a resturaunt when they get dates so that their date can meet me! :D And
if I don't have any kids,it goes to my parents.Half of the ashes go to daddy and half
of the ashes go to mommy,'cause I don't need them fools fighting over mah ashes.So
If being burned is not possible(which it is),I want to be buried next to MJ for
inspiring me to make this will.
My iPod goes to Donavon Hutchings,because he's the only one that will actually use it
when I die.Plus,my iPod is the most important material possession to me at the
moment,and I think I can trust DonnE with it.Yeah.iPod goes to DonnE. <3
My laptop goes to Karissa Day,because she's the only one that knows the password,and
she knows everything that's on it and I just feel that she should have it.And also
because she lives with me.But hey.Karissa.You best keep my password a secret,or I
will effing haunt you.
My clothes go to Sydney Gosse,because she's always stealing my clothes anyway,and I
swear,she's had one of my shirts for like three months now.I'll probably never get it
back,so that's why she's gonna get my clothes.Then again,she might not want them if I
die at an old age.I'll be wearing all those old granny clothes and loafers and
crap.So,if I die in like a day,clothes go to Sydney.If not,then whoever wants them
can have them.Just to have a piece of me with them. xD
If I ever get a house,here's how it's gonna work.Whoever out of my friends and family
want the house has to put their name in a hat.Someone will draw a name out of the
hat,and whoevers name is on the paper GETS MY HOUSE.SIMPLE AS THAT.
My vehicle (if I have one),goes to Morgan McNabb,because come on.She's my best
friend.I've gotta give her something.And she deserves a car.LOLOL.Yeah.So,Morgan,if
you're in need of a vehicle when I die,you got one.If there's no gas in it,you're
gonna have to put some in yourself,my buddy!
I enjoy collecting Twilight things,so if I die anytime in the near future,Taylor Farr
and Ashley Foster can fight over who gets my Twilight books/posters/etc.Have fun.
My shoes go to Morgan McNabb as well,because I really think she'd wear them,and plus
my shoes mean everything to me and are just plain awesome.JUST LIKE MORGAN.So,Morgan
gets mah shoezzzz.
My makeup goes to Natasha Peckford because I know she's a makeup wearer,and she
hasn't gotten anything of my will yet,so here we go.Tash gets makeup.All of it.
I know that Desmond Martin loves video games,so he can have my broken PS2 and all of
my games when I die.And Desmond,don't tell me that it won't be useful since it's
broken,'cause you're an awesome handyman.DESMOND THE BUILDER!CAN WE FIX
IT!?Yes,Desmond.Yes you can.
Karissa Day also gets my password to Myspace,Facebook,Twitter and any other website I
go on.How will she get the password?Just tell the founders of the websites that I
give you permission to use my account,Kar.They can find out for themselves,by looking
at my will.AND you can use my accounts,just don't edit anything on them besides my
status.Or I WILL haunt you.
Chelsea Grimes gets all of my accesssories like my
bows,bracelets,earrings,etc.Chelsea just seems like an accessories type of person and
I want my accessories to go to someone that will look awesome in them.So,Chelsea,MAH
ACCESSORIES GO TO YOUUUU! <3
Natasha Day gets my shutter shades because she really wants them.And she's cool and
they're cool,so yeah.Good match.
Andrew Penney gets my Avenged Sevenfold shirt,because I know he loves a7x a lot,and
he's uber cool,so Andrew,you get my a7x shirt.It has a few stains because I broke
open a glow stick and it got all over the shirt,but I bet you'll still like it. (:
THIS IS MY WILL PEOPLE.I may or may not add to this later,but if I don't,my things
WILL go to who is on this list.Whatever material possessions are not on this list
gets thrown out.Get it?Got it.Good.
Courtney Patricia Ellis.
Last edited: 30 June 2009