Wednesday, 17 December 2008
11:53:39 PM (GMT)
1. Animals are not your friends, do not try and pick them up or flirt with them.
2. Drunkenese is NOT a sexy language. It will never be.
3. When someone offers you to sign something. It's always not a good idea to sign
it when you're wasted.
4. Heat and alcohol do not mix. Don't even try to cook when you're wasted.
5. No matter how cool it looks, don't try to juggle knives. In fact don't even go
6. No matter how cool an idea it may sound, sending a naked picture of yourself to
your long time friend is always a bad idea.
7. As much of your friend says one more jug to chug. Just say no. Seriously…just
8. Never mix science and alcohol. It'll make the headache worse.
9. Never mix philosophy and alcohol. It'll make your headache worse AND make you
depressed at the same time.
10. Tattoos are never a good idea. Especially when the person you love in the
tattoo turns out to be a person of the same sex (unless that's your kind of thing).
11. Never call your friend who you happen to have a crush on. You're just making a
fool of yourself.
12. Never be wasted without a condom. You don't want to wake up 20 years later to
find out you had kids you never knew about.
13. Never hang out in large groups and get wasted when you're a geek. You're going
to be screwed over half a dozen times during the night and they probably would have
pictures to prove it.
14. No matter what they say. When you run out of things to drink, turpentine is NOT
an alcohol you can continue with.
15. Seriously. Stay of the road even after a drink or two. People can die and it's
we all saw it coming