Saturday, 20 September 2008
11:41:09 PM (GMT)
NO WTF I'M NOT FOLLOWING THE CRAZE.
Besides, it's too late, it has long faded. ~rolls eyes~
I'm just bored.
I'm, like, 400-500 pages into the book?
Spoilers follow. ^ ^ You've been forewarned!
"EDWAAARDDD, I LOVE YOU AND ALL YOUR GLITTTEEERRR. MAY I SPRINKLE YOU ALL OVER MY
BANNER FOR HOMEWORK SO IT'LL LOOK PURDIER?"
What's up with all the boys liking her? Tyler, Mike, blah de blee bloh bloo.
Jessica seems better than her, with her gossip-y flaws and stuff. T_T
Bella concludes, after going ultimately zombie, that since she can't have Edward's
-65 degrees body around, she decided to have Jacob's 1933409 degrees one.
This book emphasizes that Bella is a Mary-Sue.
She never missed a day of school during her zombie-mourning state, and she also gets
Wouldn't Edward's absence have affected her schoolwork?
And then Jacob says that he thinks Quil likes her. OH. MAI. GAWSH.
Unfortunately, yet to be read. ;[
"NO, EDWARD, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
I would've liked Bella to stay human, kthxbai.
And what the heck is up with Bella Leech-A-Lot going kung-fu on Jacob for nicknaming
her daughter "Nessie"?
COME ON, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
Seth cannot keep on saving Jacob's butt. Seriously, you guys.
Jacob, Leah, and Seth are my top three favorite characters, followed by Jasper,
Emmett, and Esme. And then Carlisle. And Alice.
More of a wolf dudette than a leech dudette. ;P