Sunday, 14 September 2008
04:16:38 PM (GMT)
Okay, im bored as fizzuckk.
(Yess, that is the correct spelling of the gangsterlicious version of fuck)
ANYWAY, i am here to tell you kids a story.
To teach you a lesson.
Why you should never, I repeat NEVER take candy from strangers.
Well unless the stranger is extremely sexafied, then take that shit.
Once apon a three weeks ago.
There was a boy named Jimmy Itakecandyfromstrangers.
Jimmy went to the supermarket one day, and there was a man. A man with an abundance
of facial hair and warts. And also a giant bucket of goodies.
The man offered Jimmy the bucket, and of course he took it. Do you know why he took
it? Because he was stupid.
When Jimmy got home he locked himself in his room and ate, he ate for hours and
hours, until he couldnt eat anymore.
When the bucket was empty Jimmy was satisfied, and fat. What jimmy didnt know, was
that the Candy was covered in STD's.
Two weeks later Jimmy's genitals fell off.
Do you want to end up like Jimmy?
Last edited: 17 September 2008