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Candy Can Be Dangerous >:]Category: random� fluff
Sunday, 14 September 2008
08:16:38 PM (GMT)
Okay, im bored as fizzuckk. (Yess, that is the correct spelling of the gangsterlicious version of fuck) ANYWAY, i am here to tell you kids a story. To teach you a lesson. Why you should never, I repeat NEVER take candy from strangers. Well unless the stranger is extremely sexafied, then take that shit. Once apon a three weeks ago. There was a boy named Jimmy Itakecandyfromstrangers. Jimmy went to the supermarket one day, and there was a man. A man with an abundance of facial hair and warts. And also a giant bucket of goodies. The man offered Jimmy the bucket, and of course he took it. Do you know why he took it? Because he was stupid. When Jimmy got home he locked himself in his room and ate, he ate for hours and hours, until he couldnt eat anymore. When the bucket was empty Jimmy was satisfied, and fat. What jimmy didnt know, was that the Candy was covered in STD's. Two weeks later Jimmy's genitals fell off. :] Do you want to end up like Jimmy?
Last edited: 17 September 2008

xGabby_is_STELLARx4 says:   14 September 2008   657314  
Poor Jimmy ;C
xprisonicfairytalex says:   15 September 2008   475397  
Gah, Jimmy cracked corn and I still don't care.
blindwonder says:   15 September 2008   219616  
No ma'am.
I don't wanna end up like Jimmy.
fuzzyelmoo says:   16 September 2008   452453  
i don't have genitals that gould be removed by std's.

sugartastic says:   16 September 2008   398327  
ROFL. ;___; ♥
I lol'd so hard. XD

Nice last name. XD !! But fortunately for me, my name is Nicole
brainwashed says:   17 September 2008   265538  
Well thankk you.
Thats a spiffy last name
‹the_glass_castle› says:   29 September 2008   223824  
wow great kids story xD
brainwashed says :   29 September 2008   358449  
I know right.

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