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Friday, 4 July 2008
06:36:46 PM (GMT)
The Husband Store 

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to
choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance  is a description of how the
store  operates:  

You  may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of  the
products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper  may choose any
item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to  the next floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the  building!  

So,  a woman goes t o the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor  the
sign on the door reads:  

Floor  1 - These men Have Jobs.  

She  is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign  reads:  

Floor  2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.  

'That's  nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' 
So  she continues upward. The third floor sign  reads:  
Floor  3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good  Looking.  

'Wow,'  she thinks, but feels compelled to keep  going. 
She  goes to the fourth floor and the sign  reads:  

Floor  4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help  With

'Oh,  mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand  it!' 
Still,  she goes to the fifth floor and the sign  reads:  

Floor  5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with 
Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic  Streak.  

She  is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign  reads: 

Floor  6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this  floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for
shopping at the Husband  Store. 



To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across
the street. 

The first floor has wives that love sex. 

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. 

The  third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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