Saturday, 3 May 2008
10:11:55 AM (GMT)
I was in Religion Class and, unsurprisingly, bored.
I'm Atheist anyways.
So I began to write a any retarded ideas that came into me head.
Rain continued to patter heavily onto the window. Sighing, I directed my gaze
Mini-fridge time. I nimbly opened and closed the door of the electronic cooling
device in one swift movement, a can of Pepsi remaining in my hand afterwards. I
cracked it open with the stereotypical fizz, much to the delight of a certain
'No Puds, no drinky Pepsi..', I whispered hoarsely, having spent just that day
screaming at said cat for, 'drinkeing Pepsi'.
She began to perform 'The eyes'.
I knew this was a prime opportunity to strike, and concentrated my will, I managed to
send her skidding out of the room by pure thought alone.
Using the same technique to slam the door shut behind her, I chucked to myself
Round one to Aron, CAT.