So I've been getting ALOT of questions in messages/letters and
all that shit. 
I'll answer the most common ones right here (: 
1. How old are you?
Fifteen; Can't you read a damned number on my profile?

2. How tall are you?
Why would it matter?
Eh; I'm 5'2. I'm tiny deal with it.

3. Your name offends me. Change it?
How does my fucking name offend you?
And no. It's MY name. Not yours.

4. Where did you get your hair done?
I did it myself like every other person does.

5. What orientation are you?
What the fuck is an orientation?
o-o
OHHH;
That bisexual,gay fad thing, isn't for me.
So I'm STRAIGHT you mo'fos.

6. Why are you being such a bitch?
I'm not being a bitch, you just don't get my jokes.

7. Be my friend?
No. You seem too desperate.

8. Are you single?
Why should I answer that if I don't online date?

9. Will you go out with me?
Did you not just read that?

10. What's your myspace?
Why would I tell a fool like you?

11. What's your msn?
I only tell my friends.
That's why it's not posted on my fuckin' profile.
Noob.

12. Will you go on cam for me?
No sir.
No ma'am.

13. $uP M4h G?!?!?!
What the fuck did you just say?

14. Want to meet up?
I only meet up with kids I like kthanx.

15. Why are you so skinny? Do you have an eating disorder or something?
NO! I don't have an eating disorder.
And I'm average kthanx.
It's how you look when you go vegetarian.

16. Why are you a vegan?
I'm not a vegan.
I'm a vegetarian.
TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

17. Hey this is me --->(Insert fake picture here) Aren't I sexy?
No no sir/ma'am you aren't. Cause fake isn't sexy. (:

18. Why are you so photoshopped?
Err; I'm not.
I don't own/have photoshop at all.

19. What's your #?
Are you a part-time stalker?

20. I love you; Do you love me?
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU, You bitch!
<3

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